Thursday, February 2

Come with us, and leave your earth behind . . .

When you see in the mess hall, all new jacks, even if you're old, give me that respect . . .

I'm not naive enough to think that a top-five recruiting class equals automatic success -- a few years of the Jasper Sanks Experience will remove those illusions pretty quickly -- but still, it's nice to know we pulled in some top-notch talent on Tuesday. And given what a sleazy business recruiting and recruiting analysis can be sometimes, it was a relief to see pictures like the one above -- to steal a phrase from a better blogger than I, is there anyone who seems more happy with the way his life turned out than Knowshon Moreno? Paul Westerdawg is right -- dude looks good in red, but then, so do most people.

In an alternate universe, I'm in the third section, 10 rows up, seventh seat from the right.

As long as I'm back on the football tip, it's high time I got around to posting on T. Kyle King's master plan -- and I owe him a big apology for not having gotten around to this until now -- to get Georgia and Michigan hooked up for a home-and-home series sometime in the near future. Click on the link for all the relevant contact info, which Kyle has been kind enough to provide.

I'm a big fan of this idea for two reasons. The most personal of the two is that Michigan was one of the schools I applied to, and got accepted to, back when I was taking the big college crapshoot my senior year of high school. (That sound you just heard is Brian from MGoBlog, whose head just exploded at the thought of someone choosing another school over Michigan.) As a matter of fact, Michigan was the first school that sent me an acceptance letter, and in my immediate post-acceptance state of ecstasy I was prepared to throw down and become a Wolverine right then and there. (OK, part of it was because of the tour guide who showed my dad and I around when we wnet up to visit the previous summer -- she was cute and blonde and pronounced the name of the town "Annerber" . . . adorable!) I got a few more letters after that, of course, and the proximity of Georgia, combined with the free car promotion my parents were running in conjunction with the HOPE Scholarship, pointed me on the path toward becoming a Bulldog. But I've always maintained an affection (and rooting interest) for the Wolverines, and it would be a huge thrill to actually get to watch them take the field, particularly against the Dawgs.

But the second reason is that I'd be really excited to see Georgia schedule some credible non-conference opposition again. The SEC as a whole has a reputation for not exactly taking on the titans of the gridiron in early-season out-of-conference play, and while the "Playing an SEC schedule is hard enough" excuse is certainly valid to a point, can anyone honestly say that the thought of playing UL-Lafayette gets their blood a-churnin'? If you had forty or fifty bucks to blow on a face-value ticket, and the choices were New Mexico State or Michigan, would you need longer than two seconds to make your choice? There was a time when Georgia needed a non-conference sacrificial lamb or two to bump up the W column to the point of bowl eligibility, but if we've really "knocked the lid off" the program like we claim to have done, then we don't need to do that anymore. What we need to do is start following the old "to be the best, you gotsta beat the best" maxim, and historically, at least, Michigan is the best.

Here's two other teams to provide food for thought: Auburn in 2004 and Texas in 2005. Both of them went 13-0, but Texas won an undisputed national title and Auburn didn't -- and part of the reason was their schedules. Clearly, both teams had their share of out-of-conference cupcakes, but Texas had a big boy -- Ohio State, who would finish the '05 season ranked 4th in the country, and whom Texas played on the road, no less -- and Auburn didn't. (Their toughest non-conference competitor? Juggernaut Louisiana Tech.) Obviously, the two situations are not completely analogous, since Texas had the luxury of starting the season already sitting at #2 while Auburn had to work its way up from #17 -- but does anybody seriously think that if Auburn had maybe put Michigan or Ohio State in place of the freakin' Citadel on September 25th, they still wouldn't have been able to leapfrog Oklahoma for a shot to play in the big game?

There's no guarantee that a win over Michigan would automatically vault Georgia into The Show at whatever indefinite point in the future this game would be played -- not to mention no guarantee Georgia would beat Michigan at all -- but it's still an avenue worth pursuing. If nothing else, it's a chance to get national exposure and a "GameDay" visit on a weekend when everyone else in the conference is slumming with the Tulanes and Utah States of the world, not to mention a chance to squire potential blue-chip recruits around on a day when all this wildness is going down.

So anyway, if you're a fellow Bulldog, or a Michigan fan who's somehow managed to stumble their way onto this site, follow T. Kyle's link and write a couple letters to a couple athletic directors. Oh, and I dibs two tickets when the home game gets put on the sked.


Anonymous said...

Welcome to The Movement, Doug.

Ian said...

Yeah, guess which line in this post is my favorite. But seriously, if you're gonna start quoting anything from "Diesel Truckers," it's gonna be lost on me.

Anonymous said...

The first steps towards repairing your relationship with the gods is to:::::::::
1. Understand they instruct the computer to "role play" in an attempt to confuse you:::it's ALWAYS the computer addressing you. Their goal is to cost you additional YEARS of your life by using this tactic to confuse you. Always be aware of this tactic and eventually they will give up and allow this step to be taken.
2. Differentiate between your thoughts and when they are thinking through you.
3. Be resigned to be a good person who will never engage in evil again even if ordered and they will stop trying to corrupt you, allowing this very big step to be taken.
4. Decide that you are going to follow the path, fix your relationship with the gods be devoted to your new life.

Atlanta's I-20 Racer, 250_mph_motorcyclists.
It was surreal, like Close Encounters of the Third Kind::::Floating lights zipping towards me faster than anything I've ever seen

Oakland is the final 20th century professional sports-based bastion of institutionalized racism in California.
California is evil. California subducts first.

Oakland is the final 20th century professional sports-based bastion of institutionalized racism in California.
Oakland is the last city in California which has a major sports complex on the edge of the ghetto. Staples Center replaced the LAForum in Inglewood and PacBellPark replaced Candlestick in BayView/Hunter'sPoint.
Restricting tickets in Oakland has hurt blacks by rejuvinating this market for scalpers.
I'd like to note the absence of black players on the A's and how this deliberate message starkly contrasts to the SFGiants.

In their reports the media intentionally ignored the reality of this case:::He didin't want to go home.
Interviewed a child therapists who commentted consistant with her profession. Hey lady!!! You woud have gotten thousands of years had you not chosen this line of work!!!! Keep prescribing that poison (they say too many of them still think they're earning by doing so!!!).
Likely they were peaking him euphoircally homosexually, and they say when it happens pre-pubescent like that it means something.
Possibility #2 is he found out his parents complied fully with what they were told, that they sabotaged their children's lives intentionally because they would never defy and got the hell out out of self-preservation. (It also is the reason for all the elder neglect/abuse as well.)
Like so many others Mom may have complied when asked to sabotage their children's lives, to go to the grocery store and buy the specific products laced with the hormone growth poison (explosion of "big people" in last 40 YEARS!!!), totally unncecessary because Artificial Intelligence can accomplish these results (and all others, incuding AIDS:::::The gods instructed their clones to create AIDS as punishment for the hedonism of the 60s and 70s) yet still important for justification, justification an important dynamic for the sake of positioning; justification, scapegoatting and making one pay for the benefit of another typical organizational policy.
So, assuming foul play wasn't an issue, the numbers would be very telling:::::
1. Most IF NOT ALL girls left because they found out their parents were sell-out whores who betrayed their children. It is very rare when they peak females like they do males.
2. Boys potentially could be peaked euphorically for it is JUSTIFIABLE!!!
They suggest they matched the two, they told the child this man was the person the gods wanted him with so he went with him.
What percentage is foul play an issue? 10%? 20%? So over half of the three-fourths of missing kids do the right thing by getting out, escaping an abusive parent who falls for temptation and obeys absolutely??? Considering that hormone growth poison in the designated grocery products will make them gargantuon, 1'-2' and 100lbs bigger than they should be, I'd argue they did the right thing (wild profits in this industry was "the rope", temptation for the disfavored investor who incurred evil which limited their time).
The girls end up with broken hearts, crushed by their own parents.
In other cases after making some progress the girls arrange for a new home telepathically and the girls escape to a healthy environment conducive to growth or directly off Planet Earth, sometimes with the parent's assistance.
Leaving a disfavored household is the best thing that could happen to them. They say (my family's daughter) needs to get out of this enviornment or she won't have a chance, but unfortunately she has a legacy of gosip mongering which is going to be a big, big hurdle to overcome.
So what's the purpose of parental betrayal? Did the gods want disposable generations from the 20th century? Was this important during the generations in which we became technological? Is the Apocalypse right around the corner and they needed to justify the deterioration of society, necessitating employing these deceptive tactics to the undesirable???
More than a few cultures agreed December 21, 2012 was going to be The End!!!!!
Does California subduct first?

"Hip-hop fucked"======================= (equals) < ifuckgod(dot)com > 11/27 11:09:35
1. Mysoginistic, a MAJOR scourge of blacks (elder women of earth will never support, not even your own foremothers)
2. Masculinizes the women ("THAT MEANS IT'S BAD FOR YOU!!!")
3. Makes violence socially acceptable.

The gods use the United States to hurt the disfavored, at home and abroad, for it is the goal of redwhite&blue:::
20th century welfare hurt the black community very, very badly. There was too many abuses of the system and its legacy is still felt today.
There will come a time that will be a CRUCIAL moment in the history of black america (whether it is a critical time for everybody remains to be seen). When that era arrives the gods will instruct the United States to pay black people reparations, and it may be as much as a million dollars for every man, woman and child.
Refuse it. This is an act of preditation. The gods hate Africans, evident by the sorry state of the people in the United States and back in the motherland. This may ba a choice between going and the money. Understand how the gods use greed and materialism against you:::::Blacks wallow in materialiam, incurring evil and costing themselves time. And when their time DOES come they will be granted reparations immediately prior, further limiting the number of Africans who ascend.
The day IS coming when they will grant reparations, and the amount will be staggering, another tactic to ensure you fail in the quest to ascend into heaven. And many of the disfavored blacks will blow it all; the gods will push them into spending it friviously or losing it in their casinos.

Woman obeyed voices told her to throw children < off_a_balcony > 11/28 22:15:27
Woman obeyed voices that told her to throw her children off a balcony in Oakland.
This incident and others like it are clues to individuals like like my family who otherwise would never defy.

Similarity between the names "Santa" and "Satan" no_coincidence

The Biblical account of Noah's flood was regional to the disfavored Mediterrean (water levels lowered because of the ice age, habitation ocurred at seaside), peoples whom the gods scapegoatted when they pushed them into the evil that justified the flood, behavior similar to that which we are witnessing today. Because they have leveled the playing field for all people (purebloods and mongrels) in the decades prior to the 21st century is a clue they will end globally this time (westernization, materialism, immigration/interracial, homosexual, access to disturbing media, desensitization, etc).

Decent women don't engage in these pursuits. < _I_FUCK_GOD > 12/21 15:17:40
Beer is a corruptor and a dumping ground 4 men < _I_FUCK_GOD > 12/21 15:09:19
professional sports, video games, car racing/fixing up cars, pornography, drinking, gambling, etc.
Decent women don't engage in these pursuits.
In the last 40-50 years the gods have engaged in a process which masculinized women, including casual sex, partying, partifcipatory sports and women's prisons.

god fucks the disfavored, plays the role of evil < ruining_life_on_Earth > 12/21 17:54:31
And all your forefathers were either pushed into their offenses or they complied and did it voluntarily.

So much of this mind poisoning social "progressiveness" was initiated in California. In a couple of decades it pervaded east into the heartland AMONG THE MASSES, widespread instead of isloated.
Gay acceptance/marriage, bi-racial acceptance, casual drug use/sex, cable TV, etc. So many things weren't present in the heartland decades ago.
Because they are favored. Contrary to appearances, contrary to popular perception their favor got them extra time. In California the gods hurt the disfavored with this abuse right off the bat.
California is favored. It is the land of the gods, and when they disfavored invade, as they did during the gold rush, the gods strike back.
The gods pushed them into coming, told others, for only the disfavored are misled this way.
Soon they scapegoatted these disfavored's descendants when the gods exported their wicked, sick sub-cultures to the rest of the nation. One day they will punish these descendants.
California subducts first. And those who have gone will get less time.
Expect similar reverse positioning in the Jesus issue.
This is typical of the positioning of the gods. It's crucial that you begin to think correctly.
There is no such thing as a Christian god and there never was. Be god-fearing.