Tuesday, October 16

Separated at Birth rides again.

Soon-to-be-available Nebraska head coach Bill Callahan and Beau Bridges?

Tennessee head coach Phil Fulmer and presidential hopeful Fred Thompson?

New York Giants head coach Tom Coughlin and Death from "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey"?

New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton and Pet Shop Boy Neil Tennant?

Or, oddly enough, Sean Payton and Ben Stiller?

Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Jack Del Rio and Joe, the wheelchair-bound cop from "Family Guy"?

Washington Redskins quarterback Jason Campbell and Prince?

(That one was pointed out to me by my sister while we were watching the Redskins gane on Sunday, but did you know that at six-foot-five, Campbell is fifteen inches taller than Prince? As Ann said, "That's two heads! Or a whole baby!")

Southern Cal quarterback John David Booty and John Hughes High School quarterback Jake Wyler from "Not Another Teen Movie"?

Ex-Florida/Miami quarterback Brock Berlin and "Heroes" supervillain Sylar?

Birmingham mayor-elect Larry Langford and Earle Hyman, Cliff Huxtable's dad on "The Cosby Show"?


Anonymous said...

Sean Payton = Neil Tennant, not Ben Stiller, because he's spent most of this season looking at Drew Brees and Reggie Bush thinking "what have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?"

And until such times as Jason Campbell can do the splits in a pair of bell bottoms while serenading Daniel Snyder as "you sexy motherfucker," I'm not buying it. Fifteen inches is kind of a small baby anyway.

Anonymous said...

I've seen the Fulmer/Thompson resemblance for a while, however Coach Fulmer is a democrat that gives beau coup bucks to democrat candidates and Thompson is a republican that lobbies for abortion and votes for gun control. The easy way to tell them apart is look at their wives. If the woman next to him has big plastic boobies, is half his age and doesn't pay her plastic surgeon then the guy is Fred. If she is roughly the same age and gives a million bucks to universities for scholarship programs then the guy is Phil.

Hope that helps!

Josh M. said...

I love, love, love Not Another Teen Movie.

Universal Remonster said...

I forgot, did you ever do Jack Del Rio and Al Gore? That's pretty fucking good. Also, Jason Campbell IS a sexy motherfucker, for your information.

Anonymous said...

hey, Doug - just get the right photo of self, and you could put yourself next to the B.Berlin and the Sylar dude!

Anonymous said...

Brock Berlin=Sylar. It is even a perfect analogy.

What about Neil Calloway=Jeff Daniels (for the UGA/UAB fan and Gettysburg fan in you)?

Anonymous said...

That Sylar guy is gonna play Spock in the upcoming "Star Trek" movie. Weird. Somehow I can't picture him with pointy ears.

Anonymous said...

Sean Payton = Bill Engvall

Spencer Tillman = Little Richard