I was standing in line buying my gallon of milk at the Western on Highland Avenue last night when I saw the latest issue of People magazine in the rack by the checkout counter.
And my first thought was, "Only in Massachusetts, bub." And even then one of them's probably going to be the odd man out. (My money's on Tom, but by choice -- an ego like that doesn't want to have to share the limelight with anyone who might be as pretty as him.)
But that's just my interpretation.