So it wasn't enough that I have short, spiky hair, like techno music, have a little dog, and generally try to keep myself neatly groomed. Now, according to Tom and Ray Magliozzi of NPR "Car Talk" fame, I drive the number-one gayest car in America. The number-one gayest cars in America as nominated by gay guys themselves.
Son of a bitch. Looks like it's time to bite the bullet and start searching for a new car. Of the Audi A3, Infiniti G35 coupe, Subaru Impreza WRX, Volkswagen Passat or Volvo V50, which of these looks most appealing (and least likely to broadcast doubts about my sexuality to the general female public)?