I stand by my statement that Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-La.) and I are just friends -- though occasionally she'll use her senatorial pull to swing me the pimp-daddy suite at the Harrah's in New Orleans when I go down for the weekend, and it's hurricanes, hurricanes, hurricanes 'till the sun comes up -- but anyway, be that as it may, I still think she's the hottest senator we've ever had. Which is why I'm so incensed that Matt Lavine, God bless him, found out about this site before I could and thus was able to lead the torrent of outrage (to "call shotgun" on the road trip of righteous indignation, if you will, and I do) -- that the gentlewoman from Louisiana was not included in its polling. (I mean, they forgot Landrieu but included Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska)? Maybe her picture was just taken at an awkward moment, but with her eyes all wide like that, she looks like she could give Jennifer Wilbanks (Idiot-Ga.) a challenge for the Most Coked-Up-Looking Public Figure Of The Moment:
Yup, that's two scary-ass white chicks right there. Two scary-ass white chicks who ain't got nothin' on Mary Landrieu. Look, hottestussenator.com, I'll give you a pass on Obama -- a suave-looking mack-daddy who makes pimpin' look easy, no matter what Ice-T says -- but I'm calling shenanigans on the fact that you omitted Mary from the proceedings.
ADDED: Wonkette's take, predictably funnier than mine.