Thursday, January 25

Friday Random Ten . . . plus 50% more free!

Last week Ann brought us a new meme (originally started by Feministe) that gives us the chance to talk ourselves up a little. As Ann writes, people in general "are conditioned to be self-deprecating, to avoid bragging, to apologize for our virtues and play up our faults," and nobody knows this better than me; someday when you've got seven or eight hours to spare I'll tell you about my miserable preadolescence and the havoc it continues to wreak upon my self-esteem to this day. Anyway, while I occasionally do some sarcastic bragging on this site about my brilliance or whatever, it's almost always in jest. Feministe's meme encourages us to do some honest-to-goodness, no-fooling, don't-be-ashamed-of-ourselves proclaiming of our best aspects -- which, as Ann says, isn't as easy as it sounds:

[M]y addendum to that is that you must list them unapologetically, without joking, making excuses, or trying to balance the good with the bad. When I first tried doing this, it was one of the hardest things I've done, not because I couldn't think of things I like about myself, but because I couldn't brag. Couldn't do it. If I was loving on my legs, it was always with the caveat that "while they aren't the thinnest gams out there..." and if I was loving on my sense of humor, it was "some might disagree..." When did that happen?

Well, I'm gonna give it a shot, and augment this week's Friday Random Ten with a bonus Not-So-Random Five of stuff that is awesome about me. Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and blah blah hmmmm zzzzzzz. Anyway, the Five:

1. I'm a good writer. And you think so, too, or you wouldn't be here.

2. I have a pretty good sense of humor, which you also agree with.

3. I'm willing to put other people's happiness and/or comfort ahead of my own, going out of my way and making personal sacrifices if necessary.

4. I am a machine at Scrabble.

5. I'm hung like a horse. Or so I've been told.

Affirming, no? I encourage y'all to do this on your own sites. It's a nifty little confidence-builder. And now, the Ten:

1. Morrissey, "The World is Full of Crashing Bores"
2. The Strokes, "Soma"
3. Gorillaz, "Left Hand Suzuki Method"
4. R.E.M., "Untitled"
5. The Dave Brubeck Quartet, "Meadow Lark"
6. Underworld, "Two Months Off" (edit)
7. Modest Mouse, "Dig Your Grave"
8. Sting, "I Miss You Kate"
9. Public Enemy, "Night of the Living Baseheads"
10. R.E.M., "Funtime"

Put your own five affirmations and/or your own ten songs in the comments. You are a winner!


Anonymous said...

"5. I'm hung like a horse. Or so I've been told."

I was joking when I told you that.

Anonymous said...

Those who are sufficiently egotistical to brag about how they are "hung" aren't, unless the comparison is to the miniature version of the referenced animal. Please, you can do better than this!

Anonymous said...

1. I'm a fantastic cook.

2. I have a kick-ass jump shot.

3. I can drink anyone I know under the table (although I'm not quite sure if this should be listed as a positive trait or one of those self-depricating ones)

4. I write good music.

5. I can make anyone smile.

You forgot "6. The uncanny ability to destroy kitchen appliances."

Anonymous said...

(5)...and that is meant to be a positive Is it going to make you happier somehow, make some chick happier somehow (bigger is not better! trust me)?

Anonymous said...

I'd be more impressed if number 5 were "hung like a horse and knows how to use it." Carry on.

Kanu said...

Ahh, my old friend the random 10. After 9 months of broken iPod screen which Apple was kind enough not to replace even though it was under warranty and I did not break the screen via abuse, I have secured a new & improved iPod and can once again play this little game.

1. Hanohano Wale No Na Cowboy and Ka Huila Wai, by Iz

2. Souled, by Slightly Stoopid

3. The Horizon Has Been Defeated, by Jack Johnson

4. No Difference, by Shakedown

5. My Homeboy's Girlfriend, by Eightball

6. Unhappy, by OutKast

7. Different, by Goapele

8. Hello, by Ginuwine

9. Telling Stories, by Tracy Chapman

10. Soul Food, Goodie Mob

Anonymous said...

I'd be more impressed if number 5 were "hung like a horse and knows how to use it."

You mean for something like hanging your coat on at the office I suppose.

What, only me?

Anonymous said...

How about "hung like a average male, bearing strong resemblance to Dwight Schrute in the photo Jim shows to the camera of their younger days at Dunder Mifflin, and yet still has convinced multiple women of the non-leprous variety to commit depraved sexual acts?"

Not sure if that's a bonus for us or a strike against womanhood, but we'll take the cookie and run with it while we can.

Anonymous said...

I thought you shot horses, who makes a rope strong enough to hang them?