I'm headed down to Baton Rouge this weekend for a wedding, so you won't hear much from me over the next couple days, but I still wanted to leave you with what the French call "a little sum'n sum'n."
Over time it became abundantly clear that pretty much everybody hated the picture I had on my Blogger profile, the one with me sneering and sticking my tongue out. Honestly I was kind of shocked by that, because I love that picture. Really, it sums up my personality about as well as any picture of me that anyone's ever taken.
But everything gets stale after a while, so like Aunt Jemima and the guy on the New England Patriots' helmet, the official Face of Hey Jenny Slater has been freshened up a little.
Sneering Doug is out. Pimp Daddy Doug is in -- very, very in.
Incidentally, this is the picture Paris Hilton has taped up on the wall of her jail cell.
I must warn you, don't look at that picture too long, because its sheer sexual magnetism may prove too much for you to handle. If you must look at it for an extended period of time, use a box with a little hole punched in it or something, and make sure you have a cold shower at the ready.
Have a great weekend, dorks! See you in a few days.