How do I know this? Because with nothing substantive to defend Bush on, or to hit the Democrats with, they've been reduced to complaing about the most ridiculous, asinine, grade-school, embarrassing crap any of us could have ever imagined -- they're saying the proposed design for the Flight 93 memorial looks too much like an Islamic crescent.
No joke. This is all they have left to get their panties in a wad about. And before some offended conservative sniffs that these complaints are just the rantings of a few isolated wingnuts, let the record show that Michelle Malkin, Captain's Quarters, Little Green Racists, Blogs for Bush, and Power Line have all leapt willingly on board this high-speed shinkansen bullet train of buffoonery.
Not surprisingly, Pandagon has the best and most succinct response to this stupefying right-wing lameness:
Oh my god...THE "C" IS A CRESCENT! ABOLISH THEM ALL FROM THE LANGUAGE!
From now on, we live in "Amerika", and we eat "sereal", namely "Tsheerios", for breakfast. We drive "kars" and the top-rated show on television is "SeeSI". Also, Bush supporters will now be kalled "fukheads".
Me, I just can't believe that I picked today of all days to grab breakfast on the run and buy a croissant at the Starbucks on 11th. I am outraged and ashamed that I have been unwillingly carrying this tool of radical Islamofascism around in my stomach all day, and I will not rest until it has been purged, one way or another.
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Ugh! The Islamofascits have even infiltrated the Blogger comments. It's kholesterol! Kholesterol I tell you!
And korking...KORKING!!!
Holy Kow! I kan't beleive this krap.
the red of the "crescent" is from maple trees, so in the spring it is a green crescent. Wonder what that stands for!! Besides, take a look at the imagery for the "sacred ground" part of the memorial - distinctly the Cross portrayed - of course all the passengers and crew on board were Christian, right? http://www.flight93memorialproject.org/sacred_ground.asp
Doug, you're doubly skrewed. Not only was your kroissant kressent-shaped, it was also Frentsh. Why do you hate Amerika?
Actually, I thought it was a bit silly until I saw the image in Malkin's article. I don't usually agree with the hard-right any more than I agree with the hard-left, but they actually have a bit of a point there.
Are you serious? The little animation where the memorial "morphs" into the red crescent?
Please tell me you're just kidding here. I know you're smarter than this.
Oh no!!! It should be aseeg! And bill from jsee! Anyways. I guess since Pillsbury and other companies make Crescent rolls they'll be banned too. And the sliver of a moon can no longer be a crescent it has to be something else. What will the world do?
You're right April, we must be forever diligent against the Islamofasheist!!!
It DOES make sense:
Konservative Khristian Koalition
Coincidence?
I think not. And now that we have abolished all kresent shapes from our language they kan no longer kall us the unpatriotik ones.
kevin -
you mean koinsidense, right? :-p
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