How do I know this? Because with nothing substantive to defend Bush on, or to hit the Democrats with, they've been reduced to complaing about the most ridiculous, asinine, grade-school, embarrassing crap any of us could have ever imagined -- they're saying the proposed design for the Flight 93 memorial looks too much like an Islamic crescent.
No joke. This is all they have left to get their panties in a wad about. And before some offended conservative sniffs that these complaints are just the rantings of a few isolated wingnuts, let the record show that Michelle Malkin, Captain's Quarters, Little Green Racists, Blogs for Bush, and Power Line have all leapt willingly on board this high-speed shinkansen bullet train of buffoonery.
Not surprisingly, Pandagon has the best and most succinct response to this stupefying right-wing lameness:
Oh my god...THE "C" IS A CRESCENT! ABOLISH THEM ALL FROM THE LANGUAGE!
From now on, we live in "Amerika", and we eat "sereal", namely "Tsheerios", for breakfast. We drive "kars" and the top-rated show on television is "SeeSI". Also, Bush supporters will now be kalled "fukheads".
Me, I just can't believe that I picked today of all days to grab breakfast on the run and buy a croissant at the Starbucks on 11th. I am outraged and ashamed that I have been unwillingly carrying this tool of radical Islamofascism around in my stomach all day, and I will not rest until it has been purged, one way or another.