Monday, September 12

This post not brought to you by the letter C.

Well, I congratulate thee, my fellow Democrats -- we have won. Bush is being held primarily responsible for the hurricane-response fiasco, and Mike Brown has resigned in disgrace. Bush's own people are publicly admitting he's screwed up the Iraq war. His approval ratings are in the pooper. And the best part is, the conservatives know they're toast -- they know they can't defend Bush on any of this crap.

How do I know this? Because with nothing substantive to defend Bush on, or to hit the Democrats with, they've been reduced to complaing about the most ridiculous, asinine, grade-school, embarrassing crap any of us could have ever imagined -- they're saying the proposed design for the Flight 93 memorial looks too much like an Islamic crescent.

No joke. This is all they have left to get their panties in a wad about. And before some offended conservative sniffs that these complaints are just the rantings of a few isolated wingnuts, let the record show that Michelle Malkin, Captain's Quarters, Little Green Racists, Blogs for Bush, and Power Line have all leapt willingly on board this high-speed shinkansen bullet train of buffoonery.

Not surprisingly, Pandagon has the best and most succinct response to this stupefying right-wing lameness:

Oh my god...THE "C" IS A CRESCENT! ABOLISH THEM ALL FROM THE LANGUAGE!

From now on, we live in "Amerika", and we eat "sereal", namely "Tsheerios", for breakfast. We drive "kars" and the top-rated show on television is "SeeSI". Also, Bush supporters will now be kalled "fukheads".


Me, I just can't believe that I picked today of all days to grab breakfast on the run and buy a croissant at the Starbucks on 11th. I am outraged and ashamed that I have been unwillingly carrying this tool of radical Islamofascism around in my stomach all day, and I will not rest until it has been purged, one way or another.

12 comments:

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Kevin said...

Ugh! The Islamofascits have even infiltrated the Blogger comments. It's kholesterol! Kholesterol I tell you!

And korking...KORKING!!!

Bill from jc said...

Holy Kow! I kan't beleive this krap.

hmmmm said...

the red of the "crescent" is from maple trees, so in the spring it is a green crescent. Wonder what that stands for!! Besides, take a look at the imagery for the "sacred ground" part of the memorial - distinctly the Cross portrayed - of course all the passengers and crew on board were Christian, right? http://www.flight93memorialproject.org/sacred_ground.asp

ACG said...

Doug, you're doubly skrewed. Not only was your kroissant kressent-shaped, it was also Frentsh. Why do you hate Amerika?

Josh said...

Actually, I thought it was a bit silly until I saw the image in Malkin's article. I don't usually agree with the hard-right any more than I agree with the hard-left, but they actually have a bit of a point there.

Doug said...

Are you serious? The little animation where the memorial "morphs" into the red crescent?

Please tell me you're just kidding here. I know you're smarter than this.

April said...

Oh no!!! It should be aseeg! And bill from jsee! Anyways. I guess since Pillsbury and other companies make Crescent rolls they'll be banned too. And the sliver of a moon can no longer be a crescent it has to be something else. What will the world do?

Bill from Jsee said...

You're right April, we must be forever diligent against the Islamofasheist!!!

Kevin said...

It DOES make sense:
Konservative Khristian Koalition

Coincidence?

April said...

I think not. And now that we have abolished all kresent shapes from our language they kan no longer kall us the unpatriotik ones.

jen said...

kevin -

you mean koinsidense, right? :-p