OK, this new Hummer commercial, the one that was playing all through the NFL games today, the one where the giant mutant lizard and the giant robot meet while they're destroying some city, and they fall in love, and they have a baby, and the baby is a Hummer H3? I get (sort of) the message there, which is that while the Hummer H3 is big and tough like a giant robot, it's also big and tough like a giant mutant lizard. I guess.
And yet, every time I see it, that message is overpowered by a different one I don't think the manufacturers intended, which is "Hummer H3: The car that came out of Godzilla's vagina."
Tell me I'm wrong, people. Tell me I'm wrong!