Tuesday, January 24

I'm sellin' out, I want the world to know, I got to let it show.

You're going to start seeing some changes on this blog before too long, because I've decided to give Google's AdSense program a whirl. The details of the program, as I understand them, are pretty simple: I let Google throw up some ads on this blog and I get paid when people click on them, or something like that. Yup, apparently this POS blog has revenue-earning potential! Maybe all this means is that I earn enough to super-size one super value meal per month, but hey, that's free french fries in my pocket, beeyatch. Worth a shot, in any case.

Before this all kicks in, two things. First of all, I know some of you may be tempted to think less of me because I'm opening this sucker up to advertising. But I can assure you that this is, in fact, all your fault. Why? Because I started this blog in the hopes that people everywhere would think it was freakin' hilarious and that screenwriting offers, generous checks, and hot girls' phone numbers would start pouring in as society's way of thanking me for making the world a better place. Needless to say, that hasn't happened. So because none of y'all sent me the ducketts I was looking for, I had to sell out and get them myself. Don't worry, I'm not going to lord it over you or anything.

Second of all, the presence of ads on this site will not in any way impact the editorial content. So if/when I start dicussing how the Clorox ReadyMop changed my life or how the Volvo V50 sportwagon is cock diesel, you can rest assured that I do so only with the utmost sincerity.

Anyway. We'll see how this works and if I make any money off of it, and go from there.


ACG said...

Psst.... "Ducats."

Nathan said...

First day I started putting google ads on my blog - the automated adds were for Georgia Bulldog apparel. lol~

Anonymous said...

At least you stopped short of asking us to click on the ads in order to up your income.

Astronaut Mike Dexter said...

Oh, did I forget to do that? Yeah, if y'all could just click on that stuff a few times to get me some extra money coming in, that'd be greeeat. Thanks a bunch.