You read a headline like this and you're like, "Oh, good lord, I can't believe . . . " And then you stop yourself, think for a second, and you're like, "No, on second thought, I totally can."
Not that I'm judging, but it just seems like, at a time when gas is up to $4 a gallon, one of my first orders of business would be to find a free way to look at titties on the Internets. You look hard enough, I'm sure you can find one.