Tuesday, July 8

The inevitable.

You read a headline like this and you're like, "Oh, good lord, I can't believe . . . " And then you stop yourself, think for a second, and you're like, "No, on second thought, I totally can."

Not that I'm judging, but it just seems like, at a time when gas is up to $4 a gallon, one of my first orders of business would be to find a free way to look at titties on the Internets. You look hard enough, I'm sure you can find one.


Universal REMONSTER said...

I heard this on NPR two weeks ago, actually. It makes perfect sense.

"Hey Bubba! I got a fancy check in the mail ferm the govarment"

"Whatcha gonna do with it?"

"Look at some titties! YEEEHAAAW!"

Oh, and oddly enough, that little code that you have to punch in below to post your comments is "gheybj".

Anonymous said...

"Hey, bro, got my check. You got my crack?"

Not sure which is worse.

zen bubba said...

I for one welcome our new boobie based economy.

And oddly enough my code was giverrpx.