Wednesday, August 3

What happens when conservatives have nothing better to do.

Courtesy of a comments thread at Sadly, No!, we bring you the next big thing in conservative thought. It's controversial! It's hard-hitting! It's . . . a comic book!

Behold . . . "Liberality For All."

It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11 It is up to an underground group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North to thwart Ambassador Usama Bin Laden's plans to nuke New York City ...And wake the world from an Orwellian nightmare of United Nations- dominated ultra-liberalism.


But wait, I thought conservatives were against this whole idea of bioengineering and messing with the gift of life God has given us. So couldn't one make the case that the "bio-mechanically enhanced" Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North are guilty of crimes against nature?

Well, that's a debate for another day. Really, you have to read the "plot synopsis" of "Liberality for All." It makes Ann Coulter sound positively sane.

America?s future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists.

In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sites on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices went forever silent at the hands of terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called "The Freedom of Information League", aka F.O.I.L.

. . .

Two decades of negotiation with the U.N., and America?s administration of 2021 (President Chelsea Clinton and Vice President Michael Moore), has culminated in a truce with fundamentalist Islamic terrorists, or so America is told. The honorable ambassador from Afghanistan has come to NYC to address the U.N., his name is Usama Bin Laden. Ambassador Bin Laden has announced that he plans a public apology for the "misunderstanding" of the events of 9/11. This apology will occur exactly 20 years to the minute the first plane hit the WTC; this will be on the observation deck at the newly renamed "Unity Tower" built on the hollowed grounds where the WTC once stood.


I don't know what's funnier -- the fact that someone apparently thinks "liberality" is an actual word; the fact that conservatives still have such a major-league persecution complex despite controlling the White House, both houses of Congress, and the Supreme Court; or this panel from the comic book, which depicts the heroic (and biomechanically enhanced) Sean Hannity broadcasting from what appears to be a HDTV-equipped Port-O-Let. He's been driven underground, see, but he's still not going to end his quest for the truth!

Christ. If a half-wit like Sean Hannity is our last hope for humanity, wouldn't that be a pretty clear indication that it's time to just kill yourself?

Perhaps I shouldn't make fun. The creators of "Liberality for All" appear to have some superpowers of their own, not the least of which is the ability to see into the future:

LIBERALITY FOR ALL #1 is getting major publicity in the talk-radio world, with much more to come. To our knowledge, no book in over 10 years will be made known to so many people, outside the comic community.


Wow. Do you think if I e-mailed these guys, they could tell me what I'll be doing over the next 10 years?

WARNING: Expect this to sell out very fast.


Noted. Readers, rush out and get "Liberality for All" before it's too late.

49 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, this is what it's like for you liberal losers on the outside looking in.
We're gonna have a baptism to cleanse your souls of original stupidity.
C'mon on in lefties, the water's just fine.
Bring Howie, too. On second thought, don't. We need at least one of you left for humor.

Kevin said...

Anon, after the description of that comic...you're calling liberals stupid?

How old are you anyway? With the constant name calling, I can't imagine your over the age of 13.

That's not meant as an insult by the way....I'm being totally honest. My guess is that you aren't older than 13.

Anonymous said...

Kevin, I'm being totally honest. I am 13. I became a conservative last year when the local government fined me for not having a business license for my lemonade stand. That caused me to be audited by the IRS. Now that I have to pay a relatively large amount of taxes, I had to layoff my little sister. She didn't have to collect welfare, she's babysitting now. We all work in my family. Big government, oppressive taxes and failed liberal social programs have driven me to conservatism. Thanks for not being insulting...you stupid liberal loser, I'm being totally honest.

Kevin said...

That was actually almost funny. I just don't have time to sit here and sling names back and forth. So for now: I'm rubber. You're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you...times infinity plus one.

As for oppressive taxes, how else do you expect to pay for this war that you and your buddies seem to want so bad? I have not problem shelling out part of my income to support this great country or the soldiers that defend it. Why do you?

Anonymous said...

Kevin, no problemo with taxes for defense. It's your stupid, ineffective new deal, great society, war on poverty, public education liberlaista money-for-votes programs that I vociferously object to. After trillions of dollars and bureaucracies from hell over 50 years, your lameass social programs spit out bill from jc and michael moore? Talk about a shitty return on investment! I rest my case.

Anonymous said...

And don't you bleeding hearts give me more of this "less fortunate" shit. A 9 year-old with a brain tumor is less fotunate, not a 21 year-old crack ho.

captain annoying said...

wow, you'd just leave your mom out in the cold like that?

Kevin said...

Again with the name calling and profanity. {sigh}

Ok, I'll post this...then I'm going back to work.

Cost of the war in Iraq thus far: $185 billion (just as a reference, check out http://www.crunchweb.net/87billion/ to get an idea of what a mere $87 billion looks like)..to accomplish nothing...zero...nada. All we've done is submerge ourselves in a quandry in which no one sees any foreseable way out. All to start a war with a country that has never attacked the U.S., had no involvement with 9/11, and had no intention nor capability of attacking the U.S.

Now Anonymous, this is where you need to pay attention. With $185 billion, we could have provded 111 million children with health insurance for one year. With $185 billion, we could have paid for 24 million children to attend "Head Start". With $185 billion, we could have provided 9 million students four-year scholarships at public universities. With $185 billion, we could have FULLY funded the world-wide AIDS programs for 18 years.

Now anonymous...tell me again how our liberal programs are wasting tax payer dollars? When the biggest conservative program EVER has been a COMPLETE FAILURE. Just wondering...

Anonymous said...

Kevin, you numbnut liberal, if we don't stop the islamic militants, you won't have Head Start, AIDS programs, any other loser liberal social programs, or your mama.

Cap'n, my mom's just fine...and she'll kick your mom's ass...after she kicks your's, you liberal asswipe.

Sigh? You limp wristed liberal pussy.

Kevin said...

Islamic militants have been around for thousands of years. Head Start has only been around since 1964. I think your methodology is incorrect.

According to Webster's Dictionary: sigh - "To exhale audibly in a long deep breath, as in weariness or relief". I believe you have given off at least one of these yourself Anonymous.

As for calling me a "pussy"...again, at least I leave a name, e-mail address, and homepage with each comment. So, all I have to say is, "Right back at ya, kid."

captain annoying said...

ha ha. anonymous is so easy . . . he is like the little dancing monkey that the organ-grinder carries around with him. give him a quarter (or insult his mom, or tell him anything about conservatives or his hero dubya bush that he doesn't want to hear), and he dances for you. like clockwork.

here's another quarter anonymous . . . now dance for us some more . . .

Anonymous said...

Hey there cap'n billshit. Afraid to come out and get your ass handed to you, again? I just love the way you run around and hide behind those goober pseudonyms.

Kevin, islamic militants didn't start killing Americans in America until 1996, you liberal fay.
I don't sigh, I shit all over dumbass liberals like you.

I don't call anyone names I just use mildly descriptive terms that are representative of the essence of the liberal individual referenced. For example, Kevin, pantywaist would be a perfectly valid descriptor for you, don't ya think?

Greatness needs no name, you know it when you see it. I am Anonymous I.

C'mon, where ya got Howie Dean hiding? We all could use a good guffaw this week.

Hey, when do the Roberts confirmation hearings start? I love it when Ted tries to take the moral high ground. What a hypocrite. I hear they're airing the democrats portion on Comedy Central. The Hollow Men starring Teddy and Chuckie.

Okay, you liberal pukes, all together now:
We're number 2!
We're number 2!
We're number 2!

Anonymous said...

Billshit. Where's Ann? Isn't it about time for her to lay a little Mother Teresa action on me again? She's a sweety. Unfortunately, she lost the DNA crapshoot and was born into a liberal clan. Hell, if gays can be flipped, you libs can be saved.
C'mon in, the water's just fine.

Kevin said...

"Kevin, islamic militants didn't start killing Americans in America until 1996."

Even though you are wrong (does the country of Libya ring a bell?), I'll still spot you that fact. But again, Head Start..as of August 3rd, 2005 (9 years later)...is still intact. Further proof that your methodology of "if we don't stop the islamic militants, you won't have Head Start..." is incorrect.

Furthermore, can you please provide us with proof that Islamic militants have ever stopped something like Head Start in any other part of the world....ever? However, the last time I checked, our own Republican president prevented the proper funding for No Child Left Behind. Does that make him an Islamic militant...or just a Christian militant?

As for the name calling...just plain pathetic. Grow up already.

captain annoying said...

yup, there he goes again . . . all i have to do is open my mouth and little anonymous starts dancing again and running his little potty mouth like a six-year-old who's just discovered four-letter words.

here's another quarter my little anonymous dancing chimp . . . what do you have for us this time . . .

Anonymous said...

You know what? I'm beginning to think cap'n is really cap'n dougie hisself. That you douglas? I would expect as much. The uber-blogger can't get mussied-up, can you? Well, if it is you dougie, I would say you're maybe one mutation away from billshit on the old gene map. You both sound alike. "Potty mouth" is one of those cutsie phrases that you know-it-all socialists would use. C'mon be a real liberal man's-man and say poopy mouth.

Why should I take two-bit pocket change from you when I can get serious jack from one of your failed social programs.

But, please, put another quarter in the slot, shitforbrains. I'm always looking for an excuse to give you liberals a good mental colonic.

And, Kevin, you are so pathetically out in left field. You have totally missed the point. Please, just stop, you're killing me. You and billshit are shining examples of what's wrong with liberal America...you're both morons. I swear you're crack babies separated at birth. Did y'alls parents ever tell you you were adopted? No? You might wanna ask.

Bill from jc said...

Hehehe,,, this marks a first! This is the first time that Anon has not just changed the subject... Doug implied that conservatives were immature, and Anon proved it for him Hohee hooo that is RICH!!!!

And don't you just love how anyone that disagrees with his ultra right reactionairy view must be me? lol

Here is a hint Anonysissy, I don't post most of the day because.... I HAVE A JOB YOU UNEMPLOYED LOSER!!!!

Bwahahahahah! When you get old enough you can go to work too! hehehe, if anyone will hire you!!!

Kevin said...

What point did I miss Anonymous? I'm curious.

Anonymous said...

I need a new hobby horse. I'm tired of ridin' billshit. Back to your "job," Eistein...cleanup in produce.

Holy shit, Kevin. Just connect the dots. You moron. That breeze you just felt was the point going right over your head. Now, when did Libyans start killing Americans in America?

Liberal losers from Losersville. One and all.

Bill from jc said...

Why anon? Tired of getting your ass kicked? Get used to it. As you grow up, the more you act like a jerk the more people will despise you. I hope you keep posting on here and winning converts....FOR THE LIBERALS! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

bill from jc said...

You left that other post in a hurry anon,,, what's up with that? Can't you deal with the fact that Grandma is braver than you? hehehehehe

Bill from jc said...

Hey Anon, did ya hear that King George is starting a 5 week vacation? That's even longer than the one he took when America was attacked on 9/11!!! You reckon he is ignoring CIA reports about Al Queda attacking the US with planes now, or does he have Condi to ignore intelligence for him? hehehehehe

captain annoying said...

thats funny anonymous. i figured you were somebody bill from jc made up to make conservatives look bad, because nobody, not even any of the conservatives i know, could be that stupid.

but whatever, heres another quarter, how about you dance for us some more . . . thats a good little monkey . . .

Anonymous said...

cap'n, you give billshit tooooo much credit. He's not that clever.

How do you like getting your asses kicked all the time by a bunch of stupid conservative capitalists? Always sucking our exhaust. Gotta be depressing. You've gotta have hope, though. Can't get any worse. Not!

Captain? You must be a captain in the Salvation Army? No? I guess not, you socialists wouldn't be caught dead with a religion organization, would ya.

Keep those q's coming and I'll keep doing a jig on your sorry asses.

Anonymous said...

King George? Considering that the capitalist conservatives are gonna own the White House for our lifetime, a republican monarchy is appropriate. So, all you lazy ass liberal peasants need to get back to work!

billshit, George can work half-time and get more done than any liberal pube. It's just the difference between a lazy socialist and an industrious capitalist work ethic.

Remember Clinton's month long vacation to Martha's Vineyard in his last term? You know, the one he took whilst al qaida was getting flight training and plotting 9/11?

I got to give him credit though, Bill put in a lot of overtime. What? Oh yeah, I forgot. He was just staying after everyone else went home so he could get Monica to polish his Lewinsky.

Another quarter, cap'n.

Kevin said...

Anon,
I'll be sure to tell all of the families of the U.S. citizens that were killed by terrorists when their planes were hijacked, that their sons, daughters, mothers, fathers, and friends...don't matter. I mean, since they weren't killed on U.S. soil and all.

Also, I reference the war on Iraq as draining taxpayer money. You mention Islamic militants attacking U.S. Again, another blunder in your logic. Al Qaeda attacked the U.S. and killed Americans on U.S. soil...not Iraqis. While there were Islamic militants in Iraq...and there were Islamic militants in Al Qaeda...it's been proven that the two are not correlated in the attack on the U.S. on 9/11.

Your logic is like saying the Royals won the World Series last year...because they're baseball players, just like the Red Sox are.

Again, with the name calling. Psychologists state that, "The main reasons for name-calling include lack of knowledge and an inability to express questions constructively." I believe that hits it right on the head...

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Kevin, for your liberal puke. Now we know that Iraqis can't be members of al qaida. Neither can the Taliban? Brilliant.

I know all about the Libyans. My dad helped plan and execute Operation Eldorado Canyon. You pathetic cretin.

From what we know of psychologists, they, too, are liberal shitbirds. They just charge $150 an hour to listen to other liberal "victims" whine and reconnect them with their "inner child." Then you've got your liberal clinical social workers. They're the worst of the bunch. Failed psychologists, they are. Both listen to whining, charge a fortune and, guess what? You're never cured! What a scam. Talk about a mental disorder.

As I said before, I don't use name-calling, I just apply mildly descriptive terms that seek to embrace the essence of the referenced liberal target of choice. Understand, pusswah?

What? No quarter? If this keeps up, I'll have to apply to unemployment! I hear that there's good money in it, though.

Kevin said...

Ho hum...

Actually Anon, Taliban members are not members of Al Qaeda. That's why the two groups have different names. There is an alliance between the two...for the time being. And guess where they are both based? I'll give you three guesses. One of them can't be Iraq though...because that's not right.

Anonymous said...

Wrong, again, oh liberal dipshit. Kurdish forces razed a Taliban-backed cell just two months ago. Up to no good by the looks of it. You see, peckerhead, al qaida is everywhere and anyone who would cut your nuts off for being an infidel westerner. As a matter of fact, liberalism and your permissive culture and morality of convenience have alot to do with why they hate us so much. They hate gays, drugs, sex out of marriage, alcohol, rock & roll and women. I'll give you a little lesson because your public school education has left you mentally impaired. Islam is decentralized. There is no pope Mohammed I. And to become a muslim, all you have to do is repeat the shahhada:
"ASH-HADU ANLA ELAHA ILLA-ALLAH WA ASH-HADU ANNA MOHAMMADAN RASUL-ALLAH".
Translated:
"I bear witness that there is no deity (none truly to be worshiped) but, Allah, and I bear witness that Mohammad is the messenger of Allah".
Personally, I think it means:
"I am a fuckstick rag head and as long as the infidel liberal American idiots are around, Islam will rule the world."
So, Kev, al qaida is a state of mind, not an orgranized sect. It is inspired by wusses like you and the rest of your ilk. When Billy ran from Mogadishu and treated the '96 WTC bombing as a "law enforcement problem," UBL was energized and motivated to launch his 9/11 plan because he saw weakness in the great spineless one, Clinton. The same weakness and stupidity he sees in those who think the stooges in Gitmo should have American legal rights and those who think the Patriot Act will bring down America. And,yes, those who bash Bush because he kicked your little pinko asses in '04. They really like liberals who want to try and start a dialog with them so that we all understand each other better. It's a great way to get beheaded. Hmm, why don't you give 'em a call?
May Allah rain shit on your life. Peace.
I'm tired of dancin' for free. C'mon cap'n another quarter.

ACG said...

We now know that Anonymous doesn't believe in therapy. Explains a lot.

Kevin said...

"Based" Anon, "based". As in, "where they were formed" and "where their headquarters are".

Also, before GW's war on Iraq, Al Qaeda wasn't located in Iraq. I'm not denying that since the war started, Iraq has been a hot-bed for extremists. No one is.

Anonymous said...

Al qaida wasn't located in Iraq? Jeeezuuus. OK you prepubescent puke, here's yet another lesson...
Ramsay Yousef, one of the '96 WTC bombers eluded FBI capture, flew to Lebanon and then to Baghdad. He was later found to be working for the Iraqi government in Baghdad. Moron. An Iraqi government agent was present at al qaida planning meetings in Indonesia before 9/11. Read it, if you can, it's in the 9/11 and David Kay's report. Now bend over billshit wants some good ole liberal booty.

Anonymous said...

So, before you liberal shitforbrains idiots start screamin' it ain't so......

"THE PRESIDENT CONVINCED THE COUNTRY with a mixture of documents that turned out to be forged and blatantly false assertions that Saddam was in league with al Qaeda," claimed former Vice President Al Gore last Wednesday.

"There's absolutely no evidence that Iraq was supporting al Qaeda, ever," declared Richard Clarke, former counterterrorism official under George W. Bush and Bill Clinton, in an interview on March 21, 2004.

The editor of the Los Angeles Times labeled as "myth" the claim that links between Iraq and al Qaeda had been proved. A recent dispatch from Reuters simply asserted, "There is no link between Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda." 60 Minutes anchor Lesley Stahl was equally certain: "There was no connection."

And on it goes. This conventional wisdom--that our two most determined enemies were not in league, now or ever--is comforting. It is also wrong.

In late February 2004, Christopher Carney made an astonishing discovery. Carney, a political science professor from Pennsylvania on leave to work at the Pentagon, was poring over a list of officers in Saddam Hussein's much-feared security force, the Fedayeen Saddam. One name stood out: Lieutenant Colonel Ahmed Hikmat Shakir. The name was not spelled exactly as Carney had seen it before, but such discrepancies are common. Having studied the relationship between Iraq and al Qaeda for 18 months, he immediately recognized the potential significance of his find. According to a report
last week in the Wall Street Journal, Shakir appears on three different lists of Fedayeen officers.

An Iraqi of that name, Carney knew, had been present at an al Qaeda summit in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, on January 5-8, 2000. U.S. intelligence officials believe this was a chief planning meeting for the September 11 attacks. Shakir had been nominally employed as a "greeter" by Malaysian Airlines, a job he told associates he had gotten through a contact at the Iraqi embassy. More curious, Shakir's Iraqi embassy contact controlled his schedule, telling him when to show up for work and when to take a day off.

A greeter typically meets VIPs upon arrival and accompanies them through the sometimes onerous procedures of foreign travel. Shakir was instructed to work on January 5, 2000, and on that day, he escorted one Khalid al Mihdhar from his plane to a waiting car. Rather than bid his guest farewell at that point, as a greeter typically would have, Shakir climbed into the car with al Mihdhar and accompanied him to the Kuala Lumpur condominium of Yazid Sufaat, the American-born al Qaeda terrorist who hosted the planning meeting.

The meeting lasted for three days. Khalid al Mihdhar departed Kuala Lumpur for Bangkok and eventually Los Angeles. Twenty months later, he was aboard American Airlines Flight 77 when it plunged into the Pentagon at 9:38 A.M. on September 11. So were Nawaf al Hazmi and his younger brother, Salem, both of whom were also present at the Kuala Lumpur meeting.

No connection between Iraq and al qaida? So it wasn't Indonesia, it was KL. You fucking pathetic morons.

Bill from jc said...

So based on that level of proof (scat little in your favor vs overwhelming against) we could deduce that anyone that ever had anything to do with Saddam Hussien was also a member of Al Queda and had a hand in planning the 9/11 attack.

Read it and weep oh wisest of all conservatives:

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB82/

hehehe,,, really anonapuss, you are getting too easy to slap around. Bend over and grab 'em, George wants some more of that turd blossom!! lolololol

Bill from jc said...

PS Anonypuss, how is Grannies basic training going? Do you plan to go to Parris Island for her graduation?

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill from jc said...

In fact Anon, it occurs to me that if having someone in your employ makes you a member of thier group, and if meetings mean colusion, then the entire staff of the White House, up to and including King George, must be fudge packing butt buddies that meet with male prostitutes and give out the names of CIA agents to reporters! hehehe.,,.... and they are all taking 5 week vaction. You must be an idiot to beleive anything those proven liars are saying!

How is your Grannie again Anonypuss? Still braver than you?

Anonymous said...

Goober, I love your National Security Archive reference.
Oh, here's their chairmans brief bio:

Chair: Russell Hemenway (President, National Committee for an Effective Congress; Trustee, The Fund for Peace Inc.; Chair, Fund for Constitutional Government)

Your reference is a coven for liberal fuckheads, like you. Keep it comin' you stupid liberal labia.

How's your cousin, er, wife, doin' toothless? Or is it your partner?

Anonymous said...

More on liberal failures....

Here's an interesting stat:

Eight percent of the private sector is unionized, but 36 percent of the public. The difference? Hmmm. One has competition. The other doesn't.

And you wonder why socialism is a failure. Why big socialist government doesn't work. Liberal dumbshits.

Anonymous said...

billshit, what the hell is:

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

You puking all over yourself?

Anonymous said...

I've been looking long and hard for some sign of a liberal "win" and this is all I could find:

NCAA nixes ?incorrect? nicknames in postseason
By The Atlanta Journal-Constitution | Friday, August 5, 2005, 11:32 AM

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

No more Seminoles? No more Braves? No more feathered headdresses on helmets? The NCAA says it can?t do anything about the nicknames, mascots and logos that its member colleges choose for themselves, but it can bar those it considers ??hostile or abusive?? ? meaning, apparently, any that refer to Native Americans ? from bowl games and tournaments.

You liberal PC pukes have your finger on the pulse of all the major issues in the world. How does the FSU Battling Butterflies sound? You bunch of pathetic pansies.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile over in Winnersville, the good news just keeps rolling in.....

Cos. Add Largest Amount of Jobs in 3 Months

By
JEANNINE AVERSA, AP Economics Writer

WASHINGTON - Hiring shifted into a higher gear in July, with the largest expansion of payrolls in three months. The unemployment rate held steady at 5 percent.

The latest snapshot, released by the Labor Department on Friday, offered strong evidence that the job climate is improving considerably, good news both for the overall economy and those seeking work.

The 207,000 increase in payroll jobs last month reflected hiring across a range of industries. Retailing, education and health services, financial activities and construction all expanded employment. But factories shed jobs for the second month in a row.

"Businesses feel more confident about the economy," said Mark Zandi, chief economist at Economy.com.

"I think the environment for jobseekers is steadily improving and is now good. I think there are increasing job opportunities across a wide spectrum of industries and occupations," Zandi said. "I think the job market will improve further in the course of the coming year."

Also encouraging to economists was that job growth in May and June proved stronger than previously thought. The number of jobs increased by 126,000 in May and 166,000 in June, according to revised figures.

So far this year, the economy is adding an average of 191,000 jobs a month. That is better than the average 183,000 a month registered last year.


C'mon billshit, make this look bad for us. Goobershit.

We're looking for a few good ex-liberals. C'mon in boys, the water's just fine.

captain annoying said...

wow, that was all super-duper interesting, anonymous.

now try repeating all that WITHOUT dubya's cock in your mouth.......

Bill from jc said...

My reference was the photo of your man Don Rumsfeld cavorting with Saddam Hussain. By your definition that makes him a member of Al Queda! hehehehehe

Poor ole' Anonypuss, can't see the pictures right in front of him (or pretends not to). How is Grannie Anonypuss? Still got more balls than you? lol.

As to the public sector being more unionized without competion, what the fuck difference does unionization have to do with competion and why do you want the government to have competion? Are you thinking of opening your own government? Hahahaha!!! All hail President Anonypuss of Cowardvania!!!! Bwahahaha is the sound of me bustin a nut in yo momma chicken shit boy!

Bill from jc said...

Hehehe,, a guy that supports Haliburton wants the government to have competion.. now that is some funny shit!!

April said...

"As long as the infidel liberal American idiots are around, Islam will rule the world."

Interesting referring to LIBERALS as American Idiots. Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Green Day the first people to start using the term American Idiots? And don't they mean it in reference to the current administration, meaning Bush? How can liberals be American Idiots when the conservatives are the REAL American Idiots? Just curious.


And another thing Anon, how many people have to come in here and shove REAL facts in your face before you regain logic and stop believing the propaganda coming from the "leaders" of our country?

Anonymous said...

Hey, cap'n. Where the hell are my quarters? Kickin' y'alls' asses for free really sucks. Yeah, I'll repeat it all for you when Dubya gets his member outta yo mama's smelly twat. I hate smelly twat, don't you? You know what I mean. The kind that liberal women with mustaches and hairy armpits and legs have. The kind that hang out with you, for example.

Billshit, you gotta lay off the shine. Your just pissed that your franco-commie buttbuggers at Schlumberger didn't get the deal. Only you would denegrate a made-in-America company like Halliburton. Only an American liberal would prefer that hard working Americans at Halliburton should be passed over in favor of a bunch of French socialists. You are one pathetic liberal vermin. teehee this, hehe, that. The last time I heard someone talk that way was Bruth, our gay florist neighbor. Shit, his partner's name is Bill. Hmmm. Tell me it ain't so!

And April is threatening me with REAL facts. The last facts that I was confronted with came from one of billshit's communist peaceshit sites. Before that, billshit got his ass kicked with unemployment FACTS. He didn't like 'em so he,like you, referred to them as Bush propaganda. And, let's see, before that uber-blogger dougie threw in some liberal crap from a site called kung fu monkey and called it a FACT. And April, you. like billshit, are in over your heads here. That's a FACT.

One last thing before I move on to my next liberal victim. Our guys are the "leaders" of the country because they kicked your asses in every election since you were born. Hey, April, quit bogarting the bong, billshit's crashing.

Okay, one last thought before leaving you Liberals from Losersville. Liberal vermin in this country are the enemy within. You assholes are more dangerous to the American way of life than any al qaeda or al qaeda wannabe ever were or will be. You must and will be stopped.

Coming soon: more news on the demise of liberalism in America. Also, liberal profiling. A new series on how to ID a liberal before than can cause any more damage.

As billshit or his partner would say, toodles.

April said...

When I said propaganda I didn't mean a specific subject-I meant anything the administration says as a whole. And how can you say that everything isn't propaganda? Bush himself admits it. On May 26, 2005 Bush was recorded saying "I've said it once and I'll say it even more. Repeating things helps catapult the propaganda." And Anon I would say that it is YOU that is in over your head not me and Bill.

And about the "Our guys are the "leaders" of the country because they kicked your asses in every election since you were born," I believe that there was a Democrat in the white house from '92-'00. His name was Bill Clinton. I know that you conservatives would love to deny him ever being president but you can't.

And another thing. You have admitted that you conservatives think that Liberals are more dangerous than terrorists. Which means you would rather focus on getting rid of liberals than terrorists. Which is exactly why Osama bin Laden is still out there and hasn't been caught. Conservatives need to get their priorities straight.

Bill from jc said...

Yep Anonypuss, you have reached a new high. That last post didn't even make sense coming from you. I suspected that you were the one that used to go by Puscal, but now I realize you are a large group of monkeys being forced to type.

As to you threatening to leave, everyone makes a place better, some by coming, some by leaving.

Bye bye doo-doo.

anonymous the censored said...

Let's see doug has deleted two responses here....