Behold . . . "Liberality For All."
It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11 It is up to an underground group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North to thwart Ambassador Usama Bin Laden's plans to nuke New York City ...And wake the world from an Orwellian nightmare of United Nations- dominated ultra-liberalism.
But wait, I thought conservatives were against this whole idea of bioengineering and messing with the gift of life God has given us. So couldn't one make the case that the "bio-mechanically enhanced" Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North are guilty of crimes against nature?
Well, that's a debate for another day. Really, you have to read the "plot synopsis" of "Liberality for All." It makes Ann Coulter sound positively sane.
America?s future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists.
In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sites on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices went forever silent at the hands of terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called "The Freedom of Information League", aka F.O.I.L.
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Two decades of negotiation with the U.N., and America?s administration of 2021 (President Chelsea Clinton and Vice President Michael Moore), has culminated in a truce with fundamentalist Islamic terrorists, or so America is told. The honorable ambassador from Afghanistan has come to NYC to address the U.N., his name is Usama Bin Laden. Ambassador Bin Laden has announced that he plans a public apology for the "misunderstanding" of the events of 9/11. This apology will occur exactly 20 years to the minute the first plane hit the WTC; this will be on the observation deck at the newly renamed "Unity Tower" built on the hollowed grounds where the WTC once stood.
I don't know what's funnier -- the fact that someone apparently thinks "liberality" is an actual word; the fact that conservatives still have such a major-league persecution complex despite controlling the White House, both houses of Congress, and the Supreme Court; or this panel from the comic book, which depicts the heroic (and biomechanically enhanced) Sean Hannity broadcasting from what appears to be a HDTV-equipped Port-O-Let. He's been driven underground, see, but he's still not going to end his quest for the truth!
Christ. If a half-wit like Sean Hannity is our last hope for humanity, wouldn't that be a pretty clear indication that it's time to just kill yourself?
Perhaps I shouldn't make fun. The creators of "Liberality for All" appear to have some superpowers of their own, not the least of which is the ability to see into the future:
LIBERALITY FOR ALL #1 is getting major publicity in the talk-radio world, with much more to come. To our knowledge, no book in over 10 years will be made known to so many people, outside the comic community.
Wow. Do you think if I e-mailed these guys, they could tell me what I'll be doing over the next 10 years?
WARNING: Expect this to sell out very fast.
Noted. Readers, rush out and get "Liberality for All" before it's too late.