So sayeth the indefatigable steel-trap-like minds of the right wing, who have, as usual, been keeping tabs on the Clintons and reporting tirelessly on their nefarious schemes. Bill, it turns out, has been busy convincing Rafael Palmeiro to take steroids -- I'll just bet it was horndog Bill who told Raffy to do those Viagra commercials, the knave -- while Hillary was the one who leaked Valerie Plame's name to the media. Karl Rove didn't do it, see, it was Hillary, who framed poor Unka Karl! Diabolical!
Still no word yet on how Bill and Hillary are actually responsible for the roadside bombing that killed 14 U.S. soldiers in Iraq last week, the Air France plane crash in Toronto, or the fact that the Nationals are 6-16 since the All-Star break, but rest assured that as soon as they figure out how to make these connections, we'll bring the news to you.
All this is just more reason why I just laugh when I read nonsense like this (don't even ask me what Google search led me to this particular circle of conservative hell):
Last week I mentioned how (in general) liberals hate George W. Bush although conservatives never hated Bill Clinton, according to what both sides admit about themselves.
Right. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get on my unicorn and ride off in search of the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, which I will then use to purchase the Brooklyn Bridge. Updates as events warrant.