I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that this is probably the closest Jennifer Wilbanks has ever gotten to a lawnmower in her entire life.
Since that poor schlub she ran out on still wants to marry her, though, I think the Gwinnett County authorities should really put the screws to her and make her get married in this getup. No cathedral-length Vera Wang gown for you, girlie, it's a prison vest and jeans! Hope your bridesmaids' dresses go with orange!
Then she has to clean up the church fellowship hall all by herself.
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