· Ryan Leaf or Cade McNown?
· Britney Spears as your mom or Paris Hilton as your mom?
· Pope Benedict XVI or Emperor Palpatine?
· Rashaan Salaam or Ricky Williams?
· Oooh, a three-way! Fake liberal Joe Lieberman, fake conservative George W. Bush, or fake libertarian Neal Boortz?
· Delicate flower Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs, or delicate flower John Hinderaker of Power Line?
· Lawrence Phillips or Barrett Robbins?
· Lawrence Phillips or John Bolton?
· John Bolton or Michael Bolton?