I'm going down to Fun-gomery this evening for some Democratic Party event (which means I'm having to miss this -- dammit!), so chew on these pressing issues while I'm gone:
· Britney Spears as your mom or Madonna as your mom?
· Britney Spears as your mom, or Kevin Federline as your dad?
· The Minutemen or the Terri Schiavo protestors?
· Tom DeLay or Chris from "The Apprentice"?
· Being attacked by the U.S. government your treatment of prisoners, or being defended by Rick Santorum?
· Being a shopping-mall prostitute, or being President Bush's personal iPod filler?