I'm going down to Fun-gomery this evening for some Democratic Party event (which means I'm having to miss this -- dammit!), so chew on these pressing issues while I'm gone:
· Britney Spears as your mom or Madonna as your mom?
· Britney Spears as your mom, or Kevin Federline as your dad?
· The Minutemen or the Terri Schiavo protestors?
· Tom DeLay or Chris from "The Apprentice"?
· Being attacked by the U.S. government your treatment of prisoners, or being defended by Rick Santorum?
· Being a shopping-mall prostitute, or being President Bush's personal iPod filler?
2 comments:
I'd skip the Democratic party thing for that.
Ron Jeremy is my idol though.
When you say death is not an option, you only mean my death, right? So, I would be within rights to go all Menendez bros. on either choice for a parent? When you think of it that way, it's hard to choose which one I'd rather vaporize, between our volunteer border patrol or the media-whoring prayer party that was the Schiavo protest.
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