Wednesday, May 4

I'll take "The Rapists" for two hundred.

Will Ferrell will be hosting "Saturday Night Live" on May 14, otherwise known as the Saturday after next. I can't even explain how happy I am to hear this, for if it means we get even one more installment of "Celebrity Jeopardy," it's totally worth it even if the rest of the show sucks.

I'd even be happy with another "penis mightier" joke. You know. Whatever.