|Loss of market share for established German and American luxury-car brands||A new slave state, war with Mexico|
|Major products||IS-series sports sedan, LS460 luxury sedan, RX350 sport-utility vehicle||Oil, livestock, cotton, football stars, batshit-crazy politicians|
|Motto||"The Pursuit of Perfection"||"Friendship" (seriously)|
|Named most reliable auto brand in the U.S. fourteen times by J.D. Power and Associates||Largest of the lower 48 states, 2005 college football championship|
|Do they make hybrids?||Yes||That sounds like one a them faggot-ass hippie tree-hugger cars|
|Responsible for George W. Bush?||No||Yes|
FINAL SCORE: Lexus 5, Texas 2. Damn, Texas, you just officially got messed with.