Friday, July 8

Hey, that's one of my future ex-wives you're trying to pimp out, asshole!

Josh was kind enough to alert me to this Defamer item concerning a certain escort service in Las Vegas. It seems that the service in question is distributing handbills that would have you believe you can put down $47 and have Elisha Cuthbert at your disposal for whatever, but I kind of doubt that's the case, and I'm incensed that they would stoop to appropriating the image of a future ex-Mrs. Doug Gillett for their tawdry flesh-peddling.

Don't worry, I won't let the nasty Vegas pimps lay a finger on you. Posted by Picasa

1 comment:

bill from jc said...

I just want to note that I used the "future ex-wife" line earlier in the Angelina Jolie thread below.

That said, I totally agree with you Doug. You should defend the honor of your future ex by going to Vegas and opening a six pack of whoop ass on those that would besmerch her good name. It is the southern thing to do.