I'm back . . . and you may all consider yourselves iced.
But more to the point, Hey Jenny Slater is back as well, rested and refreshed after a hiatus that ended up lasting exactly three months. I know you all probably hate the new format, but don't worry, I'll be tweaking it over the next few weeks. The posting, however, will be exactly as douchetastic as you remembered.
But never you mind any of that -- you've got some drinking to do. Bottoms up, schmucks.
'bout damn time.
Well, I went into withdrawal, and then rehab, and then I was free of my addiction to HJS....
...and then I took a little sip, and got hooked again. Sobriety wasn't that much fun anyway.
Astronaut Mike Dexter, corporate stooge by day... I hope that is code for you finding work. Not that work is so great, but not having works sucks.
Welcome back Doug, and thanks to the Senator for pointing me over here, as I had given up hope.
So that whole UF job thing was an April Fools Joke RIGHT!!??
Atta boy. Glad to see you back in the saddle, Doug. The offseason just got ... marginally less intolerable.
I hereby tell you to take your Smirnoff Ice and shove it up your ass and happily forgo all of my future icing privileges with my manhood intact.
Oh, and welcome back!
Unfortunately for you, I have one within 1 step.
ICE BLOCK, bitch.
Glad to have you back online.
Dude! Didn't realize you were back. Awesomesauce. It's worth getting iced I suppose.
Welcome back! Checked the bookmark on a whim and was glad to see you're back in business. Twitter feed is streets ahead.
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