I'm back . . . and you may all consider yourselves iced.
But more to the point, Hey Jenny Slater is back as well, rested and refreshed after a hiatus that ended up lasting exactly three months. I know you all probably hate the new format, but don't worry, I'll be tweaking it over the next few weeks. The posting, however, will be exactly as douchetastic as you remembered.
But never you mind any of that -- you've got some drinking to do. Bottoms up, schmucks.