This week's Cage Match pits two very strong women against one another: the ripped matriarch of the "Terminator" series, Sarah Connor, versus the bespectacled matriarch of Alaska's first family, Sarah Palin. I would avoid, however, characterizing this as a catfight. A pejorative definition like that one no longer applies when there's this much ammunition involved.
|First job||Waitress||Wasilla, Alaska, city councilwoman|
|Defining moment||Conceives John Connor whilst being chased by the Cyberdyne Systems model T-101||Chosen as John McCain's running mate|
|How'd that work out?||Pretty well -- successfully destroyed both the T-101 and its successor, the shape-shifting T-1000||Not so great|
|Stance on gun owners' rights||Very pro-||Very pro-|
|Child(ren)'s achievement(s)||Leading the resistance against Skynet||Impregnated by Levi Johnston|
|Quote||"Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. . . . All you know how to create is death and destruction."||"As Putin rears his ugly head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska."|
Sarah Connor 5, Sarah Palin 3. Maybe John McCain should've picked Connor as his running mate.
Palin's first job was a sportscaster:
Palin's the governor of Alaska. Am I just missing the joke? (No implied joke in that question, either. :) )
Oh, FIRST job. Now I see. Never mind!
I know it is just me and it is just my problem but every time I see Sarah Palin I see Peggy Hill.
I just cannot see the red hot mama everybody else seems to see.
Holy shit ... Buck's right. She *does* look like Peggy Hill.
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