Monday, October 10

OK, I'm 10 years old, but this is still the double entendre of the week.

John Madden, just now on "Monday Night Football," talking about San Diego Chargers tight end Antonio Gates and how his basketball background makes him an especially good receiver:

"He just jumps up and attacks balls."

Yeah, so does my neighbor Melissa's dog, but nobody's talking her up for the Pro Bowl.


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

OK if you're going to be 10 years old, you'll love this too:

maru said...

A couple of years ago I heard Madden say "he puts his hands on the balls of his receivers."

I'm pretty sure he meant the quarterback "put the ball in the hands of his receivers," but who knows?