Monday, February 19

Separated at birth.


Presidential candidate John Edwards and Kenneth the page from "30 Rock."


Self-alleged Anna Nicole Smith babydaddy Prince Frederick von Anhalt and Heaven's Gate cult leader Marshall Applewhite.


Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and "Dallas" star Victoria Principal.


Georgia gymnast Ashley Kupets and Dr. Elliott Reid from "Scrubs."


Former Fox News Bush spokesman/current White House Bush spokesman Tony Snow and legendarily connected actor Kevin Bacon.


No, wait. White House spokesman Tony Snow and Robert McNamara impersonator Donald Rumsfeld.


Ultra-right-wing former Senator Rick Santorum and "Family Guy" horndog Glenn Quagmire.


Newly hairless Britney Spears and Uncle Fester.

8 comments:

Josh said...

No offense to Speaker Pelosi, but I think you're forgetting how unbelievably hot Victoria Principal was back in the day.

Sarah said...

Santorum looks like my parent's pastor. And, Josh, I just don't want to believe that the wholesome Pam Ewing would ever be coerced into taking her top off. That just isn't right.

Anonymous said...

You saying all white ppl look alike thats so racist!!1!

Robert said...

Have we ever got a ruling on how hot Elliott Reid is?

Will said...

Dr. Reid=hot (except when speaking German, then she's a bit scary.)

And Josh, how do we know if Speaker Pelosi was hot back in the day too? Very few Grandmothers are hot (the only one I can think of was Katherine Keener's character--try saying that 3x fast--from The 40 year old Virgin.)

And finally, I think I may need to hit on some Gym Dogs this week...

Mr. Egger said...

no, Anna Nicole's suspected possible baby dady looks like Jackie Treehorn, and I've heard he makes a helluva Caucasian.

billy pilgrim said...

Well, I'm sure of ONE thing- Sinead O'Connor looked much better bald than Britney.

Anonymous said...

She's hot. Not as hot as Montana Wildhack, eh Billy?