Well,
last week's inaugural Monday Morning Cage Match was fun, wasn't it? Hey, shut up,
I had fun. Well, maybe this week's will be a more competitive matchup -- one of my all-time favorite actors versus . . . uh, a pair of boobs I also like: Tom Wilkinson vs. Kendra Wilkinson (no relation, that I know of). Begin!
| Tom Wilkinson | Kendra Wilkinson |
Occupation | Stage and screen actor | Glamour model |
WINNER: Kendra |
Big break | "The Full Monty," 1997 | E! Entertainment Television's "The Girls Next Door," 2005-present |
WINNER: Tom |
Nudity? | Yes, rear only | Yes, full frontal |
WINNER: Kendra |
Awards won | BAFTA and SAG awards for "The Full Monty," SAG award for "Shakespeare in Love," Golden Globe and Primetime Emmy for "John Adams" | Second place on MTV's "Celebrity Rap Superstar," 2007 |
WINNER: Tom |
Quote | "You think you got the horses for that? Well, good luck and God bless, but I'll tell you one thing: The last place you want to see me is in court." | "I don't really start planning my outfits until, like, a week ahead, because whatever I put on is gonna be hot -- you know, I could wear two Band-Aids and a cork." |
WINNER: Kendra |
Chest measurement | Unknown | 34D |
WINNER: Kendra |
Upcoming project | British gangster film with Ray Winstone and Ian McShane | "Girls Next Door" spinoff |
WINNER: Tom |
FINAL SCORE: Kendra 4, Tom 3. Though Tom does get props for being a better actor.
2 comments:
Tom was also the mob boss in Batman Begins which had a good quote also.
The spinoff, "Kendra" has already been on for a few weeks. I give their marriage two years, tops.
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