Well, it looks like my home state has its own problems:
A man and woman were charged with contributing to the deliquency of a minor Friday night after Gwinnett County police busted an alleged illegal strip club operating out of a Lilburn bar with dancers as young as 15 years old.
The owner of Lucky Billiards on Indian Trail-Lilburn Road, Jay Young Kim, was arrested, along with a dancer, Whitney Faith Blackburn.
Good job, Gwinnett County, good fucking job indeed: You've brought yourself down to Akron's level.
My sister's been telling me about this show where celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay swoops in at a failing restaurant and helps them figure out what they're doing wrong and how to improve. Maybe the Beeb needs to start up a similar program for strip clubs. Pamela Anderson or Joe Redner could go in, take stock of the establishment, and offer critiques like "Your girls' costumes are rather cumbersome for dancing" or "The chairs around your stage aren't positioned for optimum tipping" or "Hey, genius, there's a FUCKING FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD giving lap dances by the cigarette machine."
Or, hell, I could host it. I like to think I know a thing or two about this stuff.