AKRON -- Police say a 14-year-old girl was dancing topless at an Akron strip club when they raided the bar and arrested four exotic dancers.
The girl has been placed in protective custody. . . .
Police Lt. Rick Edwards says officers saw some dancers have contact with customers, but not the 14-year-old. He says the club is not licensed as a sexually oriented business.
The girl has been placed with Summit County Children Services.
Ahem.
ATTENTION, STRIP-CLUB OWNERS OF AKRON, OHIO: THE APPROPRIATE AGE FOR A STRIPPER IS EIGHTEEN (18) TO THIRTY-FIVE (35). THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO FEATURE ANY EXOTIC DANCERS WHO FALL OUTSIDE THAT AGE RANGE. IT CAN ONLY LEAD TO LEGAL PROBLEMS, PHYSICAL HARM, AND/OR PUBLIC HUMILIATION. REPEAT: EXOTIC DANCERS SHOULD BE AGED 18 TO 35. NO EXCEPTIONS. THANK YOU.
OK, I'm done now.
(Hat tip: With Leather.)
6 comments:
So are you planning a trip to Akron to see the effectiveness of the above referenced Public Service Announcement?
My first thought: maybe the 52-year-old was the 14-year-old's mama.
Jen....you ever met that kind of stripper? The 52 would be the GREAT-GRAND MAMA of the 14 year old.
@Camel: Thank you for the laugh! I stand corrected. HAHAHA. In any case: the teenager's just following in the family business! Doing what her mama & her mama's mama & so on did before her, right?
Sounds like you just had a bad Clermont Lounge flashback.
It happens.
"In other news, Tucker Max has taken a quick break from the post-production of the film "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell", an adaptation of his book of the same name, to take a visit to Akron, OH to "visit a couple of friends" and "see a few sights." His return date is unknown."
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