It is all too real:
Seriously, who does that?? Does this look like the kind of thing Spurrier would've signed off on when he was at Florida? All that's left now is to decide the athletic department's slogan for the 2009-10 academic year:
· "Gamecock athletics: Finally on the sunny side of mediocre."
· "Setting the bar low . . . and clearing it."
· "The relentless pursuit of acceptability."
· "South Carolina sports: Because there's no thrill like breaking even."
Any other ideas, children?