As a follow-up to this post, in which I pondered the possibility of offing myself due to the fact that former JonBenet Ramsey murder suspect John Mark Karr has a girlfriend and I do not, I bring you the news that Karr's significant other has shown her face in public. Here they are at the Fulton County Courthouse in Atlanta, where misdemeanor domestic-abuse charges against Karr were dropped this morning:
She looks . . . normal. I could see how one might even describe her as "cute." At the very least, she's not someone you'd be ashamed to go out in public with -- doesn't weigh 350 pounds, doesn't have a hunchback, etc. She's even of a reasonable age (even if, at 22, she's 20 years younger than he is, which I'm not sure whether that should make me feel better or not).
So I don't know. Somebody, help me out here. Help me understand.
Until then, I guess the ol' head's going back in the oven.