· Living in a country where Dick Cheney is president, or having rectal polyps?
· NFL quarterback Michael Vick or NBA referee Tim Donaghy?
· CNN's YouTube debate, or ESPN's "Who's Now" bracket?
· Having to watch an entire episode of "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America" or having to watch an entire MLS game?
· Going to a bar with Lindsay Lohan, or going to a strip club with Pac-Man Jones?
· Doing tequila shots out of Tara Reid's belly button, or eating Chinese food off of Britney Spears's ass?