So Bobby Petrino has taken the Atlanta Falcons' head coaching job. First of all, I just want to go on record as saying this was a bad idea, as the whole NFL-team-hiring-a-coach-straight-out-of-college never works (except when the Dallas Cowboys do it, for some reason). But I have an idea for the Louisville folks.
This past July, Petrino signed a 10-year deal (heh) with Louisville that, at its height, would've paid him $2.6 million a year. Auburn head coach Tommy Tuberville is entering the third year of a contract that started out at an even $2 million and will raise him $200,000 a year through 2011.
Louisville: Hire Tommy Tuberville. It would be, like, the funniest thing ever.