Monday, March 13

The forecast calls for . . . PAIN!



We've done it once . . . we can do it again.

By the way, if you want to join my Yahoo! tournament pick-'em group, Big Ass Bracket, consider yourself officially invited. Go here and enter group number 65224; the password is "squeaky."

Your picks are your business, but be advised that if you pick Kentucky over UAB in the first round, you will be publicly humiliated on this site when the Wildcats lose. Even if you're Ashley Judd. I'm not kidding around here, people.

Good day.


Sorry, lady -- you're cute, but not enough to earn a full-blown betrayal.

5 comments:

Newspaper Hack said...

Ashley Judd's hottness was a boon to me one night. It was the season finale for Carolina, at home against Kentucky in 2004. Carolina should've won, but laid an egg. I saw the game with a really hot girl I was working with (who, actually, had a boyfriend at Clemson). We went out to a basically empty bar, as it was a Wednesday, but soon saw six Carolina players walk in. We all got royally hammered. USC's star center, who had his right arm in a cast, accidentally sprayed a bit on my sandal-clad foot in the bathroom. The 5'4" guard who usually rocked the pine got up and stole the mic from the band, singing along. And I made out with the girl.

Ah, memories.

Kyle King said...

Doug, dude, have you seen "Norma Jean and Marilyn" or "Where the Heart Is," to cite but a couple of examples?

How a fellow roots is his own business and I have nothing for or against either U.A.B. or Kentucky, except when their football teams are playing Georgia, but I think you're selling Ashley Judd short.

If she was hot enough to make me forgive her for making out with Wil Wheaton in the video game episode of "Star Trek: The Next Generation," she ought to be hot enough to get you to root against a team from your adoptive home town.

Just one man's opinion.

Kanu said...

I don't care much about Uk or UAB hoops, but I do think that Ashley Judd's hotness is very overrated. Yes, she is a good looking woman, but I lived in Kentucky, have been to Lexington 3 times, and attend the Kentucky Derby every year. In short, Kentucky is loaded with scores of women way hotten than Ash. Good actress, good looking, and likes basketball, but too much hype. I'm just saying there are tons more just like her but hotter. (interestingly, this phenomenon with her is similar to J-Lo - very hot and a good ass yes, but there are a million chick like her, and hotter, on Univision and Telemundo, not to mention Galavision). That's my $.02.

paulwesterdawg said...

I think you are all liars. I'd disavow a relationship with my own mother and call Herschel Walker a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN for a shot at Ashley Judd.

Are you kidding me?

That said....I could see Doug post-game UAB beats UK again pulling a "GO RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDERS!" moment while Tubby is doing his CBS interview in the tunnel.

pwd

Bill from JC said...

Ashley is a really sweet girl, I just wish things could have worked out for us.