Wednesday, March 29
But it is unusual getting knighted by anyone . . .
Tom Jones has been officially knighted by Queen Elizabeth II. Awesome.
My only question is, why'd it take this long? Tom Jones has been a pimp for at least 40 years now. My mom recalls live performances in the '70s in which women would throw roses, hotel keys, even their panties up on stage for this cat. (She insists she did not participate in any of these shenanigans, and I choose to believe her.) All I'm saying is, at the very least he's a way bigger pimp than Bill Gates.
But anyway, congratulations to Tom. Man, if you thought it was easy for him to get chicks before . . .