"I thought my time had passed. I thought I'd never hear screams of pain or see the look of terror in a young man's eyes. Thank heaven for children."

I'm back from the Big Apple, and so of course the first thing I need to do is what's important: Update the Simpsons post from a couple weeks ago! Say word, son!

But I also need to give some props to my Georgia homeboy DAve, who used his vastly-superior-to-mine Photoshop skillz to come up with this tribute to my Penn State/Grampa Simpson comparison from the Simpsons post:


Joe Paterno will be deep in the cold, cold ground before he recognizes Missourah!

All the straight dope from NYC coming in just a sec.