I'm back from the Big Apple, and so of course the first thing I need to do is what's important: Update the Simpsons post from a couple weeks ago! Say word, son!
But I also need to give some props to my Georgia homeboy DAve, who used his vastly-superior-to-mine Photoshop skillz to come up with this tribute to my Penn State/Grampa Simpson comparison from the Simpsons post:
Joe Paterno will be deep in the cold, cold ground before he recognizes Missourah!
All the straight dope from NYC coming in just a sec.