Realized about halfway through that I was stealing this from EDSBS, but whatever.
Good idea: this video, or anything making fun of the "G.I. Joe" movie.
Bad idea: Wearing this T-shirt whilst having a mugshot taken.
GREAT idea: maximizing time-for-money value by bringing a U-Haul to a Hooters car wash.
TERRIBLE idea: griending your boss on Facebook, then posting a message calling him/her a "total pervvy wanker."