JuPiTeR: wasup guys
Earth4578: Hey, how's it going
youranus: sup jupter
JuPiTeR: not much
*** ADMIN: SaturnRulz has entered the chat room ***
SaturnRulz: whats up yall
youranus: hey saturn hows it going
SaturnRulz: pretty good
JuPiTeR: hey dood
Earth4578: I like your rings
SaturnRulz: thx
Earth4578: Can I get some like that?
SaturnRulz: i guess, 1st you have to get a really big gravtational pull
Earth4578: Kewl, Ive been working out lately
MARS_BITCHES: hey jupter, hows your red spot, any better?
JuPiTeR: nope, still hurts
JuPiTeR: it suxx
MARS_BITCHES: sorry man
*** ADMIN: pluto has entered the chat room ***
pluto: hey guys whats up
SaturnRulz: ???
pluto: ???
JuPiTeR: umm i thought this was for planets only
youranus: ya rly
pluto: what r u talking abuot?
SaturnRulz: dude your not a planet, your orbits all fucked up
Earth4578: Yeah, it's called a circle, look it up
youranus: lol
MARS_BITCHES: pwn3d
pluto: it's not fucked up, it's eccentric
Earth4578: whatev
youranus: lol eccentric = fucked up
JuPiTeR: anyway i heard yuor orbit crosses neptune
pluto: NO, my orbital nodes are outside neptunes orbit, its just that my orbit is inclined relative to yours
MARS_BITCHES:
MARS_BITCHES: WTF man
Earth4578: OK now you're just making shit up
pluto: oh so i guess youre only cool if youre in the plane of the ecliptic huh?
pluto: yuo guys r snobs
youranus: u r teh l4m3
JuPiTeR: yeah why dont you go play in the dwarf planet chat room
MARS_BITCHES: dammmmmmn
pluto: IM NOT A DWARF
Earth4578: Yeah dood, they're called little people
youranus: hehehehehehehehehehe
pluto: FUCK U I;M A PLANET
SaturnRulz: why r u yelling?
SaturnRulz: dude your moon is almost as big as u r
JuPiTeR: yeah i got 4 moons bigger than you
Earth4578: My moon is bigger too
pluto: your moon is teh suxx0rz
SaturnRulz: nice try, why don't you go back to playing w/ the Lolipop Guild
youranus: SNAAAAAPPPPPP
MARS_BITCHES: u got knocked the fuck out man
pluto: FUCK YALL, IM A PLANET, AND NOBODY CARES WHAT U THINK CUZ MOST OF U ARE JUST GAS ANYWAY, YOUR LIKE GIANT ORBITING FARTS SO YOU STINK, SO FUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUU
*** ADMIN: pluto has left the chat room ***
Earth4578: Wow
MARS_BITCHES: what a dick
SaturnRulz: yeah realy
JuPiTeR: yeah but you know, i feel kinda bad 4 him now
MARS_BITCHES: 4real?????
JuPiTeR: lol no, just kiding
youranus: lol good one
SaturnRulz: did he just call us giant orbiting farts?
16 comments:
best. post. ever.
Truly. I'm cracking up. It's right up there with "Oval Office Space," which is also fantastic.
Wow, that post was awesome.
High-larious. Thanks for the laughs.
fantastic.
almost cried laughing reading it
Very funny.
I hate to add on to the Doug BJ, but that was your best post ever. Except that it's spelled "ya rly."
Very well done.
pwn3d
LMAO
Brilliant, Doug. LOL!
I just died.
*applauds*
THIS is why the internet was invented! Probably the funniest thing you have ever written.
And, BTW, Tech is still teh suxx0rz!
porcodddio fratè, sei un Genio!!!!
(goddamn broth, you're a fuckin' Genius!!!!)
KeyseRSozE from Italy
I bow to skill far defter than my own. (Hell, I even stole that line from someone else.)
Hi Tutu!
asphalt wuz here
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