I'll have you know, sir, that I am not an attention whore. I merely give sensual attention massages.

It's been one week since I started this blog, two weeks since I removed the feeding tube of the last one. And yet, if the site tracker is any indication, GWBWYPGN?!'s traffic is still kicking this site's ass -- to the tune of 632 hits a day, versus (at the time of this writing) 555 in Hey Jenny Slater's first week of existence. Boy, you people just can't let some things go, can you?

But when I dug deeper into GWBWYPGN?!'s site tracker to try and figure out just what the hell all those people were doing poking around a dead blog, I discovered that, at any given moment, a good 70 percent of that site's visitors may have come looking for nothing more than a picture of Salma Hayek that I used in this installment of GWBWYPGN?!'s ever-popular Hot Democrats feature.



I now reproduce that photo here on Hey Jenny Slater, hoping that people will come here and drive up the hit count instead of doing so over at a blog that isn't even being updated anymore. I don't like to think of this as blogwhoring per se, but rather giving the people what they want.

No, no. You're welcome.