Women should wed a man who is uglier than them if they want a happy marriage, according to new research.
Psychologists found blokes who were better looking than their wives were more likely to be unhappy dealing with married life.
But guys with prettier partners tended to be more content, said the University of Tennessee.
There are some obvious caveats with this study, of course -- the first being that it was done at the University of Tennessee, whose last major research project was a thesis titled "Moonshine Gits [sic] you Drunk." Then there's the fact that this study is open to different interpretations, with "Men are shallow and are thus likely to be more supportive of hotter spouses" springing quickly to mind.
But hey, what do I know? I'm not a scientist. Research is research.
Ladies, you know where to reach me. The line forms to the left.
A scientifically proven match made in heaven.