Thursday, March 5
Another open letter to Daniel Snyder.
First of all, I'm totally cool with the Haynesworth thing. Yeah, that's a lot of money to throw at one guy, but that could end up working out pretty nicely both for the Redskins and for Yours Truly.
But I swear to you, man, if you sign Terrell Owens -- even if it's only for one year, even if it's for NFL base, even if it's only to sell cotton candy at the stadium -- I will come up to D.C. and burn your house to the ground.
Have a great day.
UPDATE: Oh, now I feel better! I think.