I'm going down to Fun-gomery this evening for some Democratic Party event (which means I'm having to miss this -- dammit!), so chew on these pressing issues while I'm gone:
· Britney Spears as your mom or Madonna as your mom?
· Britney Spears as your mom, or Kevin Federline as your dad?
· The Minutemen or the Terri Schiavo protestors?
· Tom DeLay or Chris from "The Apprentice"?
· Being attacked by the U.S. government your treatment of prisoners, or being defended by Rick Santorum?
· Being a shopping-mall prostitute, or being President Bush's personal iPod filler?
I'd skip the Democratic party thing for that.
ReplyDeleteRon Jeremy is my idol though.
When you say death is not an option, you only mean my death, right? So, I would be within rights to go all Menendez bros. on either choice for a parent? When you think of it that way, it's hard to choose which one I'd rather vaporize, between our volunteer border patrol or the media-whoring prayer party that was the Schiavo protest.
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