tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post9157051816040561674..comments2024-03-26T09:25:02.198-04:00Comments on Hey Jenny Slater.: The Friday Random Ten+5 advises you on what not to wear when you're not wearing anything.Astronaut Mike Dexterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01498197770701096363noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-83594377903857337282010-08-02T16:34:32.667-04:002010-08-02T16:34:32.667-04:00Dark socks are not nearly as bad a tube socks or w...Dark socks are not nearly as bad a tube socks or white athletic socks. Not even close.<br /><br />Dark socks aren't great, but they can work if it's a cute little argyle or something. Kind of depends. <br /><br />Tube socks, however, are always horrible. Only thing worse would be white socks with sandals, Birkenstocks of course being the most horrid.Kanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02959256951835399304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-78522228508289442552010-07-30T13:49:22.676-04:002010-07-30T13:49:22.676-04:00Does a belly chain count as a belt? 'Cause if ...Does a belly chain count as a belt? 'Cause if it does, then I take exception.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08251393255693299199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-53506724200235566682010-07-30T09:50:17.145-04:002010-07-30T09:50:17.145-04:00Dark socks, huh? Years ago - many years ago - when...Dark socks, huh? Years ago - many years ago - when I would sneak a peek at my dad's Playboy, there was a frequently used trademark of sorts involving a girl in thigh high black stockings. They were dark, they were socks for a girl, and frankly, I thought they were hot. Maybe it is just too old school these days, but I kind of doubt you meant that to apply to women, or maybe you are just stronger than I would be in that regard.Ollllddudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00893625383056639105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-3392901308889195992010-07-30T08:13:33.143-04:002010-07-30T08:13:33.143-04:00Many years ago, my brother and I tried to determin...Many years ago, my brother and I tried to determine what would be the most disconcerting article of clothing to bring to the bedroom while your lady was awaiting some action. Roller blades made the list, but was later obliterated by Boogie Nights. <br /><br />My brother's choice: A Sombrero. Because that's just freaking weird.<br /><br />My opinion: A backpack. Because (a) you would look ridiculous and (b) who knows what else could be in there?Reedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989379631083901130noreply@blogger.com