tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post3986061728237654697..comments2024-03-26T09:25:02.198-04:00Comments on Hey Jenny Slater.: Frankly, my dear, the Friday Random Ten+5 doesn't give a damn.Astronaut Mike Dexterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01498197770701096363noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-56127395904057640122007-09-29T09:51:00.000-04:002007-09-29T09:51:00.000-04:00Go was a great movie.Not a line, but I've been kno...<I>Go</I> was a great movie.<BR/><BR/>Not a line, but I've been known to tell a fetching female friend that she looked like Scarlet at the Twelve Oaks Barbecue at the bar last night.<BR/><BR/>"That's a familiar story. I don't like familiar stories." -- Sandy Dennis (Honey) in <I>Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?</I> -- handy when someone tells their got-pulled-over story from last year or while watching <I>Requiem for a Dream</I>.<BR/><BR/>I have a hard time storing lines that I'd have a hard time actually using.<BR/><BR/>And for great, great writing, please see <I>Woolf</I> if you haven't already. The first few times it's egregiously painful, but it gets hilariously campy after the fourth or fifth time.NCThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10657029855933201374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-64161876513664528062007-09-28T14:13:00.000-04:002007-09-28T14:13:00.000-04:00I may have used the Baldwin line as part of the ne...I <I>may</I> have used the Baldwin line as part of the near-brawl my mooning caused after a RHCP/Snoop Concert. There was tequila involved, so I'm not sure.<BR/><BR/>And I'm 99% that quote belongs to Mr. Bart Simpson, not Calvin.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10075308307848122779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-59330309700181077612007-09-28T11:19:00.000-04:002007-09-28T11:19:00.000-04:00The Baldwin line is on my list. I've actually use...The Baldwin line is on my list. I've actually used the Olyphant one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-83962942823278490762007-09-28T10:41:00.000-04:002007-09-28T10:41:00.000-04:001. Bathroom - Archers of Loaf2. Two Sides, Monsieu...1. Bathroom - Archers of Loaf<BR/>2. Two Sides, Monsieur Valentine - Spoon<BR/>3. Can't Hear the Words - Subhumans<BR/>4. Latin Simone - Gorillaz<BR/>5. A Higher Place - Royksopp<BR/>6. Ocean Man - Ween<BR/>7. All in a Day's Work - Eels<BR/>8. The Other Jesus - Swervedriver<BR/>9. 400 Metres - Sloan<BR/>10. 51-7 - Camper Van BeethovenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-64570079391129639232007-09-28T10:29:00.000-04:002007-09-28T10:29:00.000-04:00Yeah, it's worth a $100.00 contempt fine. You pro...Yeah, it's worth a $100.00 contempt fine. You probably could have gotten a fine that low in 1920, maybe even 1950. But today? Well, let's just say I hope it's worth a little more, including possibly some jail time. As long as you hold on to your principles, that's the main thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-89313855564987260022007-09-28T10:08:00.000-04:002007-09-28T10:08:00.000-04:00I have a few pick up lines that I've never, and pr...I have a few pick up lines that I've never, and probably never will get to use. Like....<BR/><BR/>1) Running and tackling a random girl at a bar, and then when she gets pissed off and screams "What the hell?!" say "Sorry, I had to save you from the other guys in here...." (This line, which I have seen work for someone, is what coined a popular phrase my friends and I use, which is "Tackle drunk bitches." Just a joke, of course.) <BR/><BR/>2) "Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck?" She says "no." You say, "What's the matter? You don't like pizza?" (Has also worked for a friend. I have no idea why.)<BR/><BR/>3) "Hey, so you know how much a polar bear weighs?" <BR/><BR/>"No."<BR/><BR/>"Well, it's enough to break the ice. I'm (insert name)." <BR/><BR/>(brilliant.)Universal Remonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01912161242735374190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-79224456112499806152007-09-28T10:06:00.000-04:002007-09-28T10:06:00.000-04:00"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't pr..."I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything." --Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes)<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Ten:<BR/><BR/>Rob Zombie: Dragula<BR/>Warren Zevon: Sentimental Hygeine<BR/>Iron Maiden: Running Silent, Running Deep<BR/>Johnny Cash: Boy Named Sue<BR/>Kate Bush: Babooshka<BR/>Iron Maiden: Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner<BR/>Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze<BR/>Sacred Reich: American Way<BR/>NWA: Fuck Tha Police<BR/>Ramones: PinheadDadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03280857552146591292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-57921901165463048352007-09-28T09:36:00.000-04:002007-09-28T09:36:00.000-04:00The line I'm dying to use comes from my profession...The line I'm dying to use comes from my professional mentor, a 40-year State House correspondent who wrapped up a brilliant career covering nine governors and one president unexpectedly on a Friday afternoon with a four-word e-mail to an overbearing editor: "Fuck you. I quit."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com