tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post2672290865535399159..comments2024-03-26T09:25:02.198-04:00Comments on Hey Jenny Slater.: The Friday Random Ten+5 would prefer that your bloodline end here.Astronaut Mike Dexterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01498197770701096363noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-39328692850440630502009-06-12T20:57:28.972-04:002009-06-12T20:57:28.972-04:00Two words: Joe. Francis.Two words: Joe. Francis.LizinNYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13225125809182158132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-50694526252889867272009-06-12T13:14:26.854-04:002009-06-12T13:14:26.854-04:00And I thought my dad's family was big - he was...And I thought my dad's family was big - he was one of 11 kids.<br /><br />1. Foo Fighters - The Deepest Blues Are Black<br />2. Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees<br />3. Gustav Holst (performed by the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra) - Uranus, the Magician<br />4. DragonForce - Revolution Deathsquad<br />5. Papa Roach - Getting Away With Murder<br />6. Pink Floyd - Money<br />7. Lostprophets - Heaven for the Weather, Hell for the Company<br />8. Van Halen - When It's Love<br />9. Metallica - Hero of the Day<br />10. Styx - Come Sail AwaySpartanDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08004165804928668238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-87777204467780759552009-06-12T12:47:42.483-04:002009-06-12T12:47:42.483-04:00I would definitely add the honorable Governor Sonn...I would definitely add the honorable Governor Sonny Purdue to the list. I'm sure he is a nice enough guy, but exhibits a thundering incompetence that is awesome to behold. Kind of like a small-scale W. Would that make him a w?<br /><br />Also - T.O. and Barry Bonds. (although I suspect that all of the steroids have made the point moot as far as Bonds goes)<br /><br />Ten:<br />1. "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull<br />2. "Renegade" by Styx<br />3. "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix Experience<br />4. "Beth" by Kiss<br />5. "The Mob Rules" by Black Sabbath<br />6. "Aces High" by Iron Maiden<br />7. "50 US States and Their Capitals" by Animaniacs<br />8. "Destroyer" by Kinks<br />9. "Righteous and the Wicked" by Red Hot Chili Peppers<br />10."Jack" by Iced EarthMhoramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06122410451313773907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-66463204581177749182009-06-12T12:20:05.330-04:002009-06-12T12:20:05.330-04:00This is the greatest post title in recorded human ...This is the greatest post title in recorded human history. That is all.Hollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00057374435503696017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-35191999340702476232009-06-12T10:48:16.660-04:002009-06-12T10:48:16.660-04:00Here's how the male birth control pill works: ...Here's how the male birth control pill works: It gives men a small dose of a hormone that makes them believe women become sexually aroused by hours of watching them play video games, or in Colorado, watch snowboarding videos. Works every time.<br /><br />I saw the Westword post and knew it needed the Hey Jenny Slater treatment. I can't believe CSA Col. Saxby Chambliss didn't make your list, but I suppose the senator's childbearing years are behind him and that ship has unfortunately sailed.Kristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17283080647209734907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-68908523198018108372009-06-12T09:50:56.966-04:002009-06-12T09:50:56.966-04:00YOU! *points* OUT OF THE GENE POOL!YOU! *points* OUT OF THE GENE POOL!Universal Remonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01912161242735374190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-78223382672262764162009-06-12T09:43:29.315-04:002009-06-12T09:43:29.315-04:00"Bushes?" Is that right? Bushs? Kennedi..."Bushes?" Is that right? Bushs? Kennedies? <br /><br />I shouldn't have started drinking this early.Josh M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04054764121030646400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-15329893062866067822009-06-12T09:42:32.503-04:002009-06-12T09:42:32.503-04:00Can we stop the Kennedys and Bushes? Let's ju...Can we stop the Kennedys <i>and</i> Bushes? Let's just end those lines right now.Josh M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04054764121030646400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-17407251566340818902009-06-12T09:27:09.025-04:002009-06-12T09:27:09.025-04:00I know it is your 'hook', but just five? I...I know it is your 'hook', but just five? I think the best start would be to make the pills the inside of m&ms and there should be a dish of them on every male anchor desk. Oh hell, females, too. You can't take chances with stuff like this.Ollllddudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00893625383056639105noreply@blogger.com