tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post1852552905403575071..comments2024-03-26T09:25:02.198-04:00Comments on Hey Jenny Slater.: The Friday Random Ten+5 is box-office poison.Astronaut Mike Dexterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01498197770701096363noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-18989003100049873592007-08-11T12:46:00.000-04:002007-08-11T12:46:00.000-04:00Dane Cook.That is all.Dane Cook.<BR/><BR/>That is all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-22561428030771961442007-08-10T15:34:00.000-04:002007-08-10T15:34:00.000-04:00Billy Bragg "The Home Front"Reigning Sound "She's ...Billy Bragg "The Home Front"<BR/>Reigning Sound "She's Bored With You"<BR/>The High and Mighties "Turn the Lights Down Low"<BR/>XTC "Making Plans for Nigel"<BR/>Subb "Summer Break"<BR/>Reigning Sound "You Got me Hummin'"<BR/>Teenage Fanclub "God Knows it's true"<BR/>The Beatles "with a little help from my friends"<BR/>Portastatic "Drill Me"<BR/>Detroit Cobras "Cha Cha Twist"<BR/><BR/>The magical chime sound effect played at any point in a preview will ensure that I won't see the movie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-12253355607185170592007-08-10T10:53:00.000-04:002007-08-10T10:53:00.000-04:00Dear Mel Gibson, We are not interested in drinking...Dear Mel Gibson, <BR/><BR/>We are not interested in drinking the blood of your children. It's not kosher. Imagine someone gave you a shirley temple - how interested would you be in that? Exactly.<BR/><BR/>Yours etc.,<BR/><BR/>the Zionist ConspiracyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-50498454420380359352007-08-10T09:55:00.000-04:002007-08-10T09:55:00.000-04:00See, I can hear him saying that, and I'm so with h...See, I can hear him saying that, and I'm so with him. That guy's good.Josh M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04054764121030646400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-15854319038386279942007-08-10T09:53:00.000-04:002007-08-10T09:53:00.000-04:00A battle speech scene should only be given by Mel ...A battle speech scene should only be given by Mel Gibson circa 1995.<BR/><BR/>"We must fight against the advance of secularist Catholicism! We will lay down our lives to keep the Zionist conspiracy from drinking our children's blood in the night! Hey, Sugartits, how about freshening daddy's mojito? There's a girl. To the last breath, to the final drop of blood, we will fight, and we will prevail!"ACGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08911195407453653241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-55018866966562840102007-08-10T09:27:00.000-04:002007-08-10T09:27:00.000-04:00A battle speech scene should only be given my Mel ...A battle speech scene should only be given my Mel Gibson.Josh M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04054764121030646400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-51246908419206537792007-08-10T09:13:00.000-04:002007-08-10T09:13:00.000-04:00speech... spellcheck, Ben, spellcheck.speech... spellcheck, Ben, spellcheck.Universal Remonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01912161242735374190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-39484692384134176722007-08-10T09:12:00.000-04:002007-08-10T09:12:00.000-04:00I'm with you, Doug, except on the whole battle spe...I'm with you, Doug, except on the whole battle speach thing. You're telling me you didn't get goosebumps when Aragon gave his whole "but today is not that day!" ramble in "Return of the King." In that case, you have very little masculinity. (Albeit, that was not actually HISTORICAL.... but... you know what I mean.)Universal Remonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01912161242735374190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-59098212321274586882007-08-10T09:10:00.000-04:002007-08-10T09:10:00.000-04:00Remember, What Dreams May Come starred Robin Willi...Remember, <I>What Dreams May Come</I> starred Robin Williams <B>AND</B> Cuba Gooding, Jr. It was the perfect storm of suck.<BR/><BR/>(And "Stars are Blind" is damn catchy.)Josh M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04054764121030646400noreply@blogger.com