tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post114170781336201436..comments2024-03-26T09:25:02.198-04:00Comments on Hey Jenny Slater.: A year older and clearly not even the tiniest bit wiser.Astronaut Mike Dexterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01498197770701096363noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1141913048122639812006-03-09T09:04:00.000-05:002006-03-09T09:04:00.000-05:00I'll let you in on something not too many people k...I'll let you in on something not too many people know about me -- I actually have an IQ of 74, which is considered borderline retarded by most psychiatrists, but because of my near-boundless mental capacity for movie trivia, old football scores, and dick and poopy jokes, I'm classified as an idiot savant. Basically what I do with this blog is I jot down a few ideas each morning with Magic Marker, and I get Updike to do all the actual writing.<BR/><BR/>In other words, all the blue language on here comes from him, not me. I think it's because he watches "Scarface" twice a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year, without fail. He's also a <I>huge</I> Ice Cube fan.Astronaut Mike Dexterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01498197770701096363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1141866873222014032006-03-08T20:14:00.000-05:002006-03-08T20:14:00.000-05:00Hey, Doug, I wanted to ask you a question. Were yo...Hey, Doug, I wanted to ask you a question. Were you born with the knowledge that you were the smartest person on Earth or was there some Saul-on-the-Road-to-Damascus moment?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1141849909667070242006-03-08T15:31:00.000-05:002006-03-08T15:31:00.000-05:00Hey man, as a proud student of UAB with a penchant...Hey man, as a proud student of UAB with a penchant for wacky <A HREF="http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=Matthew+Lee+Cloyd&btnG=Search+News" REL="nofollow">jokes</A>, I just wanna say you're on fire, man. Here's to a smokin' 2nd year!<BR/><BR/>- Matthew Lee CloydAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1141848001510626362006-03-08T15:00:00.000-05:002006-03-08T15:00:00.000-05:00Congrats Doug - I'm glad that I happened across yo...Congrats Doug - I'm glad that I happened across your blog in the past year. Always great stuff.<BR/><BR/>It's one thing for me to be a lefty UGA grad living in Cali, but a lefty UGA grad living in Alabama? You, Sir, are the fucking man. <BR/><BR/>Keep on keepin' on, and have fun at the Blogfest - tell Swindle to bring you a moustache - he'll hook you up right.Kanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02959256951835399304noreply@blogger.com