Since I discussed good movies in last week's Friday Random Ten+5, it's only fair that I balance them out with a horrible one. See how far you can make it into this clip before your brain cells start to spontaneously combust:
I don't know what movie this is from, I don't even know who those two actors are, but I can hypothesize two things: 1) The screenplay for this single two-and-a-half-minute scene is probably about 20 pages long, and 2) whoever wrote it had just started taking an ESL class and had only learned a handful of English phrases. (I don't know what kind of paranoid-ass English class opens by teaching its students "Don't touch me!", but that's just the world we live in, I guess.)
Oh, and if you'll permit me to go a little Patton Oswalt on you for a second, here's 3): Someone actually produced and released this film.
Enjoy your week, mofos!
If it's a movie where they are both malfunctioning robots it might make sense...
ReplyDeleteOh, my God. The first minute and a half feels like I am watching a live action Family Guy spoof with Stewie and Brian.
ReplyDelete"I will open the door."
That's a short list... No Airplane?
ReplyDelete"Did you see the clip Doug posted on HJS today?"
ReplyDelete"No, I haven't seen it yet."
"Well, its this terrible..."
"I don't want to know."
"Why won't you just..."
"I don't want to know!"
"Would you calm down, its just a blog."
"Don't touch me!"
"Seriously?"
"I don't want to know!"
Obviously, whoever thought up waterboarding didn't know about this movie.
ReplyDeleteI made it to 1:05, or about 349 repetitions of "Don't touch me."
ReplyDeleteI want that 2:39 of my life back.
ReplyDeleteIt's still better than Contact with Jodie Foster.
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