· Kevin Federline or Vincent Gallo?
· "Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous" or "Guess Who"?
· Dining alone on finger chili, or a seven-course meal at 21 with Tom DeLay?
· Punked by a 13 seed in the first round, or by a 5th seed in the Sweet 16?
· Reading Hustler with Michael Jackson, or tongue-kissing Ann Coulter?
· Getting screamed at by Howard Dean, or getting a voice mail from Pat O'Brien?
Oh god.
ReplyDeleteKevin over Vincent.
MG2 over Guess Who.
Dining alone.
Punked by a #13 in the first round.
Neither are appealing; but I'd rather read Hustler with Jacko.
And, of course, getting screamed at by Dean. :D
i had to break the silence for this one...
ReplyDeleteVincent - gotta meet a guy who needs a dick double.
DeLay - only if I serve the first course with a double barrel.
13th - at least they took it to OT!
Ann C. - so I can check her for that penis I think she's hiding.
DDDEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!