tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post1766351766857051013..comments2024-03-26T09:25:02.198-04:00Comments on Hey Jenny Slater.: Hey Jenny Slater creative writing contest!Astronaut Mike Dexterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01498197770701096363noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-22750040202579692632007-05-11T23:07:00.000-04:002007-05-11T23:07:00.000-04:00That was Gibson.That was Gibson.Jay Allbrittonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07763305706443562427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-28003721859805746912007-05-11T23:06:00.000-04:002007-05-11T23:06:00.000-04:00George Soros polito-bot Hillary Clinton royally sc...George Soros polito-bot Hillary Clinton royally screwed over some good, old, down home, salt of the Earth, farmers in an act of premeditated betrayal designed to bring down America.<BR/><BR/>Last weekend Deb and Jerry VonSprecken of Olin received a call from Clinton operatives asking if they would be interested in holding a Bush bashing session on May 4.<BR/><BR/>"We're scared of her, so we agreed," said Jerry.<BR/><BR/>Camp Clinton perpetually pestered the VonSpreckens, even demanding a security check.<BR/><BR/>At Ms. Clinton's personal request, the family arranged for the cops, the fire department and the schools to close. Who knows how many children were left behind as a result? Requesting the closing of the police station and fire department represents the same kind of irresponsible national security lapse that this country cannot afford, but will get from Democrats.<BR/><BR/>Nothing like this would ever happen under, say, a President Giuliani.<BR/><BR/>At the last possible moment, Camp Clinton called asking to know the family's "assets". <BR/><BR/>After informing the Clinton Campaign that they had only modest worldly possessions, Hill became a hater.<BR/><BR/>"I'm sorry," they were crudely informed by some nameless, faceless voice on the phone, "You aren't worth a million dollars and she is campaigning on abortion on demand right now."<BR/><BR/>The caller offered to sell the farmer drugs and then said something cryptic about pyramids and Sandy Berger.<BR/><BR/>75-100 people were expected for the event. Those lives are forever changed.<BR/><BR/>"I invited her into my home," Deb said of Clinton, fighting back tears. <BR/><BR/>Just sad.Jay Allbrittonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07763305706443562427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-66071856908418083482007-05-11T18:33:00.000-04:002007-05-11T18:33:00.000-04:00Anon-I guess that is meant for me, since it is wel...Anon-<BR/><BR/>I guess that is meant for me, since it is well known that I am a Gooner and that Doug is not into the futbol. Not really sure what that has to do with the nature of this post...<BR/><BR/>Anyhow, congrats on being the best team in Angland as well as England.<BR/><BR/>Winning the EPL, Champions League semifinals, and perhaps an FA Cup win next weekend for a nice domestic double.<BR/><BR/>It's just too bad that the only thing that ManUtd couldn't do this season was beat those "faggots" from North London.<BR/><BR/>ManUtd 0-1 Arsenal<BR/>Arsenal 2-1 ManUtd<BR/><BR/>Better luck against the faggots next year, dude.Kanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02959256951835399304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-73834788189613192122007-05-11T15:43:00.000-04:002007-05-11T15:43:00.000-04:00Is it just me, or is it somewhat ironic that Des M...Is it just me, or is it somewhat ironic that Des Moines is misspelled in the article twice as Des Monies? <BR/><BR/>"We regret to inform you that Giuliani’s visit has been canceled because you folks don't have enough of Des Monies."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-67619340818982197982007-05-11T15:30:00.000-04:002007-05-11T15:30:00.000-04:00susan and cousin pat, both of those were hilarious...susan and cousin pat, both of those were hilarious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-64163185050301302782007-05-11T15:02:00.000-04:002007-05-11T15:02:00.000-04:00Man United are champions of Angland, ARSEnal are f...Man United are champions of Angland, ARSEnal are faggots. BTW Grosse point Blank is 10 years old this year. Stuff like that makes me feel old...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-2643164764920967782007-05-11T14:45:00.000-04:002007-05-11T14:45:00.000-04:00LMAO. You keep saying, "You can be...," but, reall...LMAO. You keep saying, "You can be...," but, really, I can't. I couldn't if I wanted to. Great post, great comments (thanks to Cousin Pat for the heads up). <BR/><BR/>Umm..., kanu, GREAT contribution, but I think you forgot, "do the hard work" and "stay on the offense". ;)<BR/><BR/>My word verification is "wsdub".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-54548195669536327012007-05-11T09:41:00.000-04:002007-05-11T09:41:00.000-04:00Whoo-boy folks! This is hot off the presses, and ...Whoo-boy folks! This is hot off the presses, and I would say you wouldn't believe it, but we <EM>can't make this stuff up</EM>. Another bout of boot-in-mouth disease has struck a Clinton, and while I'm never one to say "it's OK to cry," the kind liberal farmers in Iowa she has wronged this time have more reason then most.<BR/><BR/>Ladies and gentlemen, here is an example < / breathy pause > of what the political class in Washington, DC, especially members of the Democrat party, really think about their 'grassroots' people.<BR/><BR/>Having already contributed some hard earned money to the Clinton campaign, the VenSprokens - some kind hearted, everyday farmers from Olin, Iowa unfortunate enough to have been drinking the liberal media kool aid - were asked to host a campaign event for the New York Senator. They were delighted to do so and set everything up, passed the requisite security details with the former First Lady's continued Secret Service protection, and arranged to have all the liberals who lived within about 100 miles bused into their farm.<BR/><BR/>This was only about 75-100 people, but you have to imagine how hard it is to find that many people in a rural area willing to hear Sen. Clinton speak.<BR/><BR/>So, the proverbial stage is set, ladies and gentlemen, and Mrs. "It-Takes-A-Village" is actually going to be speaking to the village itself, but it turns out to be something more like Paris Hilton and "The Simple Life."<BR/><BR/>< / Indignant Pause ><BR/><BR/><EM>The Day Before</EM>, someone in the campaign calls up to let the VenSprokens know that the event will not be able to be held at the VenSproken farm because Mr. VenSproken once owned a gun.<BR/><BR/>That's it, that's the only reason, and the security detail had already checked the place. Mr. VenSproken no longer owns the weapon, or any firearm for that matter, because he feels safe in his small Iowa farm community without one.<BR/><BR/>But < conspiratorial tone > do you see what is happening here, ladies and gentlemen? < / conspiratorial tone > The liberal establishment in Washington, even as they marshal their forces for < imitation 'liberal' voice > teh most important Presidential race evar < / imitation 'liberal' voice >, have to ensure that everyone seen actively supporting their side of the argument < hysteria > agree with their side of the argument 100%. < / hysteria ><BR/><BR/>It was not enough that Mr. VenSproken did not own a gun now, his sin in the liberal bible is that he <EM>owned a gun once upon a time</EM>. And as we know, in Hillary Clinton's Washington, it is all about those who agree with you with rabid passion, or you might as well be the enemy. Let us hope this never ends up being "Hillary Clinton's America," and that's why we here at the Rush Limbaugh show do what we can to let you know what's going on.Cousin Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04445894373136726700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-81900221248301690762007-05-11T03:54:00.000-04:002007-05-11T03:54:00.000-04:00Epilogueliberalliberalliberalfaggot<B>Epilogue</B><BR/><BR/>liberal<BR/>liberal<BR/>liberal<BR/>faggotKanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02959256951835399304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-52241835376893168452007-05-11T03:52:00.000-04:002007-05-11T03:52:00.000-04:00liberal liberalliberaltax and spend9/11with the te...liberal <BR/>liberal<BR/>liberal<BR/>tax and spend<BR/>9/11<BR/>with the terrorists<BR/>liberal elite<BR/>resolve<BR/>stay the course<BR/>stay the course<BR/>9/11<BR/>soft on crime<BR/>no family values<BR/>out of touch liberal<BR/>weak on defense<BR/>stay the course<BR/>resolve<BR/>Godless liberal<BR/>stay the course<BR/>stay the course <BR/>stay the course<BR/>9/11<BR/>tax and spend liberal<BR/>hates America<BR/>resolve<BR/>resolve<BR/>9/11<BR/>stay the course<BR/>out of touch liberal<BR/>liberal elite<BR/>tax and spend liberal<BR/>no moral values<BR/>soft on defense<BR/>welfare queens<BR/>resolve<BR/>9/11<BR/>resolve<BR/>resolve<BR/>9/11<BR/>stay the course<BR/>Godless liberals<BR/>with the terrorists<BR/>out of touch<BR/>tax and spend<BR/>liberal elite<BR/>hates America<BR/>9/11<BR/>stay the course<BR/>stay the course<BR/>9/11<BR/>9/11<BR/>resolve<BR/>stay the course<BR/>stay the course<BR/><BR/><I>Fin</I>Kanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02959256951835399304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-2920232517509637862007-05-10T20:36:00.000-04:002007-05-10T20:36:00.000-04:00Left’s Insulting Maternalism Reaches New LowCal Th...<B>Left’s Insulting <I>Ma</I>ternalism Reaches New Low<BR/>Cal Thomas</B> <BR/>May 10, 2007<BR/><BR/>Hillary Clinton has shown us before that she has no problem changing colors to conform to her environment. An Arkansan by way of Illinois, she was quick to buy a home in Westchester County at the very whiff of a Senate seat vacated by Daniel Patrick Moynihan in 2000. And <I>voila!</I> she was a New Yorker. Last week, Hillary was ready to turn farmer, planning a campaign stop in Iowa to call for greater subsidies for American farmers, a facet of the ever-growing welfare state she’d not yet used to her advantage.<BR/><BR/>Enter Deb and Jerry VonSprecken of Olin, Iowa (pictured <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Americangothic.jpg" REL="nofollow">here</A>) who graciously invited the Senator into their home, consented to invasive security clearances, and arranged logistics with the town’s fire and police department. Between 75 and 100 supporters were expected. But lo, one aspect of the VonSprecken’s profile wasn’t up to par. Clinton’s jack-booted thugs awoke the couple Tuesday morning with a thunderous pounding on their door. They announced <I>the good gentlewoman</I> from New York wouldn’t be darkening their threshold as planned because they had learned that the VonSpreckens had not actually received federal subsidies in the previous seven years. Though the couple claim to support the notion in principle, they say they’ve simply been fortunate enough not to have to rely on it. And so this stoic American farm family was a little too independent for the Clinton to use for a degrading photo-op.<BR/><BR/>Enh, I've done better. But what are the chances Thomas will mention it and throw me out of the running?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com