tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post115167181135290701..comments2024-03-26T09:25:02.198-04:00Comments on Hey Jenny Slater.: Friday Not-So-Random Ten: Dumptastic Edition, plus some bonus YouTubeage.Astronaut Mike Dexterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01498197770701096363noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151982756304329652006-07-03T23:12:00.000-04:002006-07-03T23:12:00.000-04:00Hey, you don't know shitty breakups until you've b...Hey, you don't know shitty breakups until you've been broken up with through Facebook AND text messaging. Both happened to me in the past six months. Of course, I worked things out with the text messaging girl and we're still together, but, you know, the Facebook thing was pretty fucking lame.Wes Wolfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06549148529701278476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151977250519638002006-07-03T21:40:00.000-04:002006-07-03T21:40:00.000-04:00Be sure to give a listen to "Two Seater" (by Bowli...Be sure to give a listen to "Two Seater" (by Bowling for Soup). Not quite as raw as the other songs on your list, but a good "I got dumped" song, nonetheless.todd brakkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07051954225515495204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151956592784257862006-07-03T15:56:00.000-04:002006-07-03T15:56:00.000-04:00Sorry about your dumptastic luck and her blatant r...Sorry about your dumptastic luck and her blatant rudeness. At least it wasn't a post-it note? <BR/><BR/>My addition:<BR/>"You're Gonna Get Yours"--Public EnemyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151832485863441292006-07-02T05:28:00.000-04:002006-07-02T05:28:00.000-04:00or self explanatory... gosh darn it.or self explanatory... gosh darn it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151832409253224782006-07-02T05:26:00.000-04:002006-07-02T05:26:00.000-04:00Doug,Sorry to hear about the stupid skank."99 Prob...Doug,<BR/><BR/>Sorry to hear about the stupid skank.<BR/><BR/>"99 Problems" - Jay-Z (Just for the chorus alone: <BR/>I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one)<BR/><BR/>"Dirty Deeds" - AC/DC (because Ann's willing to do them for ya, and I'm willing to help - and because over a voicemail is just a low down dirty thing to do.)<BR/><BR/>"I Hate Everything About You" - Three Doors Grace, it's pretty self explanitory.<BR/><BR/>Take care of yourself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151790318232644882006-07-01T17:45:00.000-04:002006-07-01T17:45:00.000-04:00I'm surprised that neither you nor Ann listed my f...I'm surprised that neither you nor Ann listed my favorite of all "I'm angry and pissed off and my heart has been ripped out of my chest" non-love songs: Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch up." fabulous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151731198490035812006-07-01T01:19:00.000-04:002006-07-01T01:19:00.000-04:00Oh man, sorry to hear it. But just think, now you'...Oh man, sorry to hear it. But just think, now you're a free man for all of those singles at the 4th of July BBQs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151722405411667192006-06-30T22:53:00.000-04:002006-06-30T22:53:00.000-04:00This will cheer you up, a new page with a Melissa ...This will cheer you up, a new page with a Melissa Theuriau gallery, including the hard to find "topless on the beach" photos.... Your destiny awaits!<BR/><BR/>http://www.zodcaps.com/otherpix1/m/melissa_theuriau/index.html<BR/><BR/>(I especially like the one where she is sucking on the hookah!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151716962243822702006-06-30T21:22:00.000-04:002006-06-30T21:22:00.000-04:00Sorry. But I guess that takes care of the problem ...Sorry. But I guess that takes care of the problem of having to introduce her to the guys...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151711884101454592006-06-30T19:58:00.000-04:002006-06-30T19:58:00.000-04:00Is there a song called "good riddance"? 'Cause s...Is there a song called "good riddance"? 'Cause seriously dude, you should be singing that one about Miss "Cell Phone Message We Can Still Be Friends." She's gonna wind up married to a salesman who completely ignores her, livin' in Hoover with two point three kids and bitchin about her nails. Let er go.Fran / Blue Galhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18293627981248346055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151707272630565002006-06-30T18:41:00.000-04:002006-06-30T18:41:00.000-04:00"Love Stinks" -J. Geils Bandor is that one too obv..."Love Stinks" -J. Geils Band<BR/><BR/>or is that one too obvious?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151701377703141702006-06-30T17:02:00.001-04:002006-06-30T17:02:00.001-04:00make that "back off bitch"make that "back off bitch"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151701352550373592006-06-30T17:02:00.000-04:002006-06-30T17:02:00.000-04:00Throw in the old Guns 'n Roses "Used to love her (...Throw in the old Guns 'n Roses "Used to love her (but I had to kill her)" and "Back of bitch".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151700209393982472006-06-30T16:43:00.000-04:002006-06-30T16:43:00.000-04:00OH, one more- "House me Teenage Rave" by Green Jel...OH, one more- <BR/><BR/>"House me Teenage Rave" by Green Jelly<BR/><BR/>For the benefit of the readers who haven't heard it- here's a link to the lyrics:<BR/><BR/>http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/greenjelly/cerealkillersoundtrack.html#9Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151699867981803102006-06-30T16:37:00.000-04:002006-06-30T16:37:00.000-04:00"Cumstains on My Pillow"- David Allan Coe"They're ..."Cumstains on My Pillow"- David Allan Coe<BR/><BR/>"They're cumstains on my pillow- where you once laid your head."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1151681812979036392006-06-30T11:36:00.000-04:002006-06-30T11:36:00.000-04:00Good stuff.My two additions to your list of terrib...Good stuff.<BR/><BR/>My two additions to your list of terrible love songs are:<BR/><BR/>"Gimme That Nut" by Eazy-E<BR/><BR/>and<BR/><BR/>"The Ballad of Chasey Lain" by The Bloodhound GangDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02750384169478393530noreply@blogger.com